Top 38 Call Me Your Girl Quotes
#1. You call me your girl one more time and I'm going to turn your gonads into plums and make jam out of them.
Kim Harrison
#2. You can learn a lot from a professional baseball player, if you can get one, which obviously you can't.
Dimitra Ekmektsis
#4. My mom thinks I'm the heroine in every book I write ... so I'm a demon possessed, call girl, vampire killing, elfin college student who likes to have sex in elevators.
Story of my life ...
H.M. Ward
#5. Girl with a pie, I'll call it. It's almost like guy with an axe, if you squint hard enough.
Charlotte Stein
#6. Things have changed a lot since the earth was cooling and I was a teenage girl, but the basics of teenage bedrooms have remained the same. Every girl wants a place that they are proud to call their own and where they can express their own individuality.
Candice Olson
#7. How's Norbert doin'?"
Norbert?" Charlie laughed. "The Norwegian Ridgeback? We call her Norberta now."
Wha - Norbert's a girl?
J.K. Rowling
#8. I'm the girl who - I call it girl-next-door-itis - the hot guy is friends with and gets all his relationship advice from but never considers dating.
Taylor Swift
#9. We were about to give up and call it a night when somebody threw the girl off the bridge.
John D. MacDonald
#10. People call me the painter of dancing girls. It has never occurred to them that my chief interest in dancers lies in rendering movement and painting pretty clothes.
Edgar Degas
#11. Whence comes this idea that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who made giraffes, a baby's fingernails, a puppy's tail, a crooknecked squash, the bobwhite's call, and a young girl's giggle, has a sense of humor. Make no mistake about that.
Catherine Marshall
#12. Quirky is what a guy would call a girl he doesn't understand.
Kat Dennings
#13. It only takes a second for you to call a girl fat and she will starve herself for the rest of her life. Think before you act.
Harry Styles
#14. Never 'it,' never 'it,' " Marya chided. "None of God's creatures is an 'it,' even if they're not a boy or a girl or a mammal or a pretty bird. Call them 'he' or she' and be a little wrong, but never take away their individuality like that.
Mira Grant
#15. But then she happened. The girl who had never been able to call her life her own taught a boy who had the world at his fingertips exactly what it meant to live. He wasn't alone anymore.
J.M. Darhower
#16. I know you did, lass. You're the toughest girl I know." "'Lass'? Where did that come from?" "I don't know. I just felt the urge to call you that.
Gabrielle Zevin
#17. I'm really appreciative you're taking me and everything, but I'm not exactly a beck-and-call girl. - Abbey to Kip -
Shawn Keenan
#18. I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk, she gave me her number. It's ZERO. I tried to call from here, some other woman answered. "You sound older!"
Mitch Hedberg
#19. You call me afraid?" demanded Mark. "Insult me again and find your blood spilled, girl."
"Mark, this is Emma," Julian said. " Emma Carstairs."
Mark pressed himself farther back into the wall. "Lies," he said. "Lies and dreams.
Cassandra Clare
#20. I stop and think what they call 'punk rock' today ... give me a break! Let me know when they can walk in the vapor trail of Little Richard, which was punk. You've got a gay black guy with a pompadour singing about tutti frutti with your white girl? F-k you!
Ted Nugent
#21. Call me crazy, but I kind of like actually
you know
being attracted to the girl I'm making scream my name out loud." "Do you, Reeve? Do you make them scream your name out loud?" Reeve raised an eyebrow playfully. "Every. Single. Time.
Lauren Blakely
#22. Every time I'm in Canada I feel more Swedish, and every time I'm in Sweden I feel more Canadian. I belong in both places and I love them both equally. It's funny because the Swedes claim me as their Swedish pride and the Canadians call me their Canadian girl. I'll take it all.
Malin Akerman
#23. Interesting. Why would I tell him to call me 'Allie'? I was pretty sure that girl didn't even exist any more.
Jenni Moen
#24. I was seeing this girl recently and used to call her up saying I missed her. I can't help it after a few drinks!
Adam Garcia
#25. They come for you in the morning in a limousine; they take you to the studio; they stick a pretty girl in your arms ... They call that a profession? Come on!
Marcello Mastroianni
#26. She's calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy's house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that's who. She's got her sights on our son, and before we know it, she's going to be giving him blow jobs on the back of the bus and forcing him to watch porn with her. This is our BABY, Carter!
Tara Sivec
#27. Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
Jackie Gleason
#28. Let's just call it like it is, no need to pretty it up. I care what other people think of me. I'm not Jesus Christ. I'm just a girl in the world.
Andrea Portes
#29. Why should I have a calling card? I'm not a call girl!
Melanie
#30. When I meet a girl I like, I call her the next day. I don't play that three-day rule. Maybe that's psycho. But I usually feel like I should have called her that night!
Daren Kagasoff
#31. You, little girl, better be careful. You're dangerously close to getting me to fall for you, and I don't do relationship, I do girls. Call me if you're ever lonely.
Rachel Van Dyken
#32. I loved when my boyfriends would call me their Amazon girl.
Patti Hansen
#33. I like being what the girls call MOD-"my other Dad." What I've learned in the past year is that every kid is different. But as long as you love them and never forget that love, then you have the key. I think it's all about just being there and loving them because kids feel that every single day.
Ashton Kutcher
#35. Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.
Zayn Malik
#36. My secret wish is right now to be romancing this dead girl. A dead girl. Any dead girl. I'm not what you'd call choosy.
Chuck Palahniuk
#37. Blacko-oxy-tonic phosphate, it's the latest scoop. But that's alright girls, you can call it goop.
Elvis Presley
#38. Earthquake report: Call the paramedics. A girl in fifth grade is about to explode.
Sharon M. Draper
