Shawn Keenan Quotes

#1. I'm really appreciative you're taking me and everything, but I'm not exactly a beck-and-call girl. - Abbey to Kip -

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#2. That's a pretty serious club, requiring tattoos. I thought only math club did that. - Jayke to Amber-

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#3. Why don't you just put me down for a couple of boxes of cookies and go earn your next patch bothering someone else." - Jayke Wolff

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#4. You're going to be too busy being at my beck and call to worry about doing any driving.

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#5. She looks like she bathes. Maybe in a tub of puppies' tears, though. - Jayke Wolff

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#6. If you're looking to make a little money on the side like I do, you might want to apply somewhere else. You'd have to wax your legs to make this dress work on you. - Abbey to Kip -

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#7. It sounds like you aren't used to having something so powerful between your legs," Abbey said. "Maybe you should let me drive.

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#8. Don't mind her," Kip said to Nicki. "She's just crabby from the long ride." "Yeah, I've been riding with...I mean on...a horse's ass all day," Abbey quipped.

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