Caddie Quotes

#1. If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.

Dan Jenkins

#2. Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.

JoAnne Carner

#3. According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.

Herbert Wind

#4. I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

Tommy Bolt

#5. My caddie dared me to try it, but I didn't think it was worth losing a ball.

Ian Woosnam

#6. When I push, the top part of the leg goes ahead of the bottom part, and you can hear a big plonk when it comes back. My caddie said 'What the hell was that?!

Jean Van De Velde

#7. I don't think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf.

Johnny Miller

#8. Dick is playing golf today. He asked if I would caddie for him, but I said I would prefer to have a complete stranger walk up and drill holes in my head with a Black & Decker.

Gillibran Brown

#9. Much of the fire with him [Ben Hogan] was lit by Byron Nelson, who came from the same town - the same caddie yard - and achieved fame and fortune several years ahead of Ben and who, as a kid, had always been popular and better liked than Ben. No puzzle at all.

Dan Jenkins

#10. Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor.

Martin Sheen

#11. I didn't become a caddie because I wanted to be a caddie. I was a caddie because that was how I could make money and feed myself. It was work. It was a dignified job.

Angel Cabrera

#12. After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

#13. I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money winner's list.

Lee Trevino

#14. And the rule in life that has unprecedented power is that the individual who knows the right people, for the right reasons, and utilizes the power of these relationships, can become a member of the "club," whether he started out as a caddie or not.

Keith Ferrazzi

#15. If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

Bobby Jones

#16. Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in the tall cotton.

Jimmy Demaret

#17. Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

#18. I was lying ten and had a thirty-five foot putt. I whispered over my shoulder: "How does this one break?" And my caddie said, "Who cares?"

Jack Lemmon

#19. In golf, a player can step and mar the line of his adversary's putt. A player can also hit his adversary or his caddie intentionally with his ball and claim the hole - but it isn't usually done.

Charles Brown MacDonald

#20. John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the road, chugging gas and farting a blue cloud of dinosaur souls.

David Wong

#21. Don't worry about your caddie. He may be an irritating little wretch, but for eighteen holes he is your caddie.

Arnold Haultain

#22. Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

Lee Trevino

#23. I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie.

JoAnne Carner

#24. He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

Tommy Bolt

#25. confidant, paralegal, caddie, and only friend. I earned

John Grisham

#26. My horse was in the lead, coming down the home stretch, but the caddie fell off.

Samuel Goldwyn

#27. Make friends with your caddie and the game will make friends with you.

Stephen Potter

#28. Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

Bob Hope

#29. It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

Bob Hope

#30. My first years on tour, I tried to be super professional by considering the yardages to every feature and hazard. Over time my caddie and I noticed I play better when we keep it simple. Think about the distance you want the ball to fly, and only that number.

Rickie Fowler

#31. I told my caddie today that I am in the position that I want to be in. That this is what I have been waiting for, to win my tenth victory. I said that I am going to do everything that I can do today and that nothing is going to stop me.

Annika Sorenstam

#32. I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

Bob Hope

#33. If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today.

George Archer

#34. The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.

Seve Ballesteros

#35. To concentrate intensely for 4 and a half hours, that's too hard for me. Too tiring. I concentrate 'lo maximo' on the 'golpe,' the stroke, but between strokes I'm interacting with the crowd or laughing with my caddie, talking about the spectators, the cute girls.

Sergio Garcia

#36. Dad used to read to me before bed when I was little, and if we heard the whistle, Dad would say, 'A train's coming to bring you good dreams.'
Tonight the whistle just sounds lonely. I don't think I'm going to be falling asleep anytime soon.

Rachel M. Wilson

#37. When we locked eyes, the ease of his stare and the welcome of a smile made me feel like one of two fixed points in a hurricane. The building could have crashed down around us as he smiled, and I wouldn't have noticed.

Rachel M. Wilson

#38. And even if he weren't, a person can't hold on to another person forever. At some point, their muscles give out, or the authorities get called.

Rachel M. Wilson