Jimmy Demaret Quotes

#1. Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.

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#2. Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.

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#3. Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?

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#4. The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.

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#5. You know what they say about big hitters ... the woods are full of them.

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#6. One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.

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#7. Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.

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#8. If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest drop is Honolulu.

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#9. He's hit it fat ... It will probably be short ... It just hit the front edge of the green ... It's got no chance ... It's rolling toward the cup ... Well I'll be damned!

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#10. Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.

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#11. Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.

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#12. Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in the tall cotton.

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