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#1. I'm so bored I could do something, but can't be arsed. I'm unmotivated as well as bored. It's a killer combination. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#2. The Jesus Factor it's called, instant resurrection and a second cumming. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#3. I bet when Winston Churchill was writing his memoirs he didn't keep getting interrupted by two blokes bawling that the ties they took off the night before had mysteriously disappeared, and demanding I find them, seeing as I was the one last seen tied up with them. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#4. I have a free wheeling mind with dodgy brakes. Once I start going downhill I find it hard to stop and usually end up going over the handlebars. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#5. If rumours are true a snail's sex organs are located on the back of its head, how about that eh? It gives a whole new meaning to having your brains fucked out, no wonder their eyes are out on stalks. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#6. Lie Detector Says - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#7. You're an impossible boy to pay a compliment to. I say thanks for the help and you express a desire to slaughter people wholesale. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#8. Sunrise to sunset, that's life, my darling.
I loved the way he said that, my darling. I liked it more because he rarely uses the expression as a term of endearment for Dick, he had terms of his own, this was mine and it made me level in some way. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#9. I guess that's where faith comes in, the faith of a child to believe in Santa, the faith of an adult to believe in God, maybe faith is what makes something real? Maybe Rose had believed enough to create her own afterlife, maybe that's the reward of faith ... - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#10. Dick is playing golf today. He asked if I would caddie for him, but I said I would prefer to have a complete stranger walk up and drill holes in my head with a Black & Decker. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#11. The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves (William Penn)- It was painfully true. I ended up hurting far more than anyone else whenever I allowed jealousy to infect me. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#12. So I just sat there and let her think I was who she wanted me to be. She went back to sleep holding my hand. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#13. I think the official name for such activity is procrastination by chocolate hobnobs. Successful authors are the type who type and who do not indulge in hobnobbing on the couch. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#14. Woolies had a DVD sale on so I treated myself to a couple or five plus two CD's, one of which is The Smiths. It'll come in handy when my credit card statement hits the mat and I need something to listen to that's conducive to suicide. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#15. All too often I try to skate away from the things I'm afraid of and things I don't like and am unwilling to accept. I'm selfish and difficult to handle. I give my men cause for concern. I worry them, but they haven't given up on me yet and I love them all the more for it. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#16. Everybody in the world has a nice smile, but the ones you love have the nicest smiles of all. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#17. Has something happened to upset you today?"
"Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it a blowjob, but I refused so it took offence. It claimed I blew everyone else's attachment and it wasn't fair. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#18. Such is life, marked by the ticking of the clock and the call of the alarm until the day it all falls into perpetual silence. For most of us, certainly for this boy, life is not composed of great deeds, but of small actions, and that's okay. It's the best I can give and I like it this way. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#19. The secret of a good relationship is to accept and enjoy what the other person is willing to offer instead of yearning for something they can't or won't give. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#20. I've never sexually molested a gastropod. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#21. They're simply seeking an interlude from emotional pain and searing mental agony, a sleep from which they'll awaken to discover they're the person they always wanted to be. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#22. Bedsprings creaking, headboard banging, heavy breathing in triplicate (the bedroom sounds like a convention of asthmatic dirty phone callers have gathered there) - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#23. As individuals, we are all just a life in a day of Wednesday. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#24. Shane raised his brows when he set eyes on my apron. "Been roped into galley duties?" "Nah. I slaughtered Leo with an electric carving knife. I put this on so I could dismember his body without mucking up my t-shirt. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#25. Bloody Bears, don't bother getting one as a pet, they're too demanding and they shed everywhere. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#26. Shane often grounds and fetters me, in more ways than one, but there are moments when he gives me wings and allows me to soar in his air stream. Such moments are exhilarating and though rare are worth waiting for. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#27. Once dressed he came back downstairs, snapping: "call me a taxi."
So I did. I said, "Dick, you're a taxi. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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