Boobies Quotes

#1. Yeah. You know what I think?"
What?"
So intense was Tibby, she had practically shoved the phone into her ear cavity.
She has big boobies.

Ann Brashares

#2. In some countries Women's Day is a national holiday and men give women flowers. In America Women's Day falls on another holiday, Mardi Gras, where men give women beads in the respectful and post-feminist desire to see their naked boobies.

Craig Ferguson

#3. We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE

Ryan North

#4. Everybody's a victim, except for small, white, nice guys who just want to make their moms proud and touch some boobies, he said. His publicist gave up.

Anonymous

#5. It's the same reason I don't get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?

Tina Fey

#6. I am beginning to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And I'm sorry ladies, I had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. It's like I have musical boobies!

John Mayer

#7. A parcel of country boobies

Alexandre Dumas

#8. You can be up to your boobies in
white satin, with gardenias in your hair
and no sugar cane for miles, but you
can still be working on a plantation.

Billie Holiday

#9. I love cable, but not because you can show boobies and say the F-word. I love it because you have more time to think. That's the blessing of it.

Vince Gilligan

#10. Actually, since I'm gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean, in me you get the male point of view and you don't have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies.

P.C. Cast

#11. It said, "Dad Calling," and his greeting was a shouted, "I didn't do two tours with the Marines only for my hometown to close down the library because of nudie boobies!

Kristen Ashley

#12. Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.

James Thurber

#13. She had Nick Lachey's body, a deep voice, very small boobies, and a crew cut. It would have come as no surprise if she had walked into the backyard to compete in a rock-hurling competition after dinner.

Chelsea Handler

#14. We got boobies!" the kid me said, gawking at my chest. "I'm really glad we got boobies. Finally.

P.C. Cast

#15. So Stephanie.. you wanna say let the bodies hit the floor ... I would say ... let the boobies hit the floor!

Chris Jericho

#16. You're not going to campus. You're going out to get drunk and play with other ladies' boobies. - Kye

Krista Alasti

#17. I personally know women who are Breast Cancer survivors and will do all I can to support the cause. Besides, I love boobies!

Jane Wiedlin

#18. Hello girls! My boobies are curiously sticking their heads up, trying to see what vagina is so breathlessly talking about.

A.O. Peart

#19. It was a great moment on board when two large boobies were spotted above the horizon to westward

Thor Heyerdahl

#20. She noticed Amos watching her. He had a dopey grin on his face.
"Seriously. Now?" she said. "We're talking about your captain going off to his death, and all that's going through your head right now is 'Ooh, boobies!

James S.A. Corey

#21. Marriage should be no prison, but a garden in which something higher is cultivated.

Irvin D. Yalom

#22. I am liking him enough to know that a different time and a different place might have led to a different outcome. But since I'm not planning on leaving this time or place anytime soon, it's not a point worth making.

David Levithan

#23. Take one vial of my blood and I will not die.
But if you continue taking it, one vial at a time ...
slowly ... I will die, slowly. But make no mistake. I will die.
It is the same with my rights.

Jose N. Harris

#24. Respect for everyone he met. The preference of service over power. The rejection of violence. Israel - its Law and worship - as the primal source of meaning.

James Carroll

#25. I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!"

Mitch Hedberg

#26. The sole means of protecting your solitude is to offend everyone, beginning with those you love.

Emile M. Cioran

#27. My faith is important. I have nothing without it.

Kathy Ireland