Boffo Quotes

#1. In Boffo's Novelty and Joke Emporium in Ankh-Morpork, all the whoopee cushions trumpeted in a doleful harmony;

Terry Pratchett

#2. Because she wanted to be us." "Crazy fucking world,

C.D. Reiss

#3. The U.S. prosecution service is eating at the soul of the American republic. It is an absolute danger to everyone.

Conrad Black

#4. If you look at the world one way, it takes from you - it's a thief of time, energy, creative mojo. But if you look at the world another way, it gives you an endless supply of motivation.

Julianna Baggott

#5. What degradation lay in being young.

Daphne Du Maurier

#6. We may be masters of our every lot By bearing it.

Virgil

#7. Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.

Steven Wright

#8. I come from a family of tall, curvy women. I developed in my body and my shape far earlier, so from a young age I accepted it. I embraced it and saw it as an advantage.

Ricki-Lee Coulter

#9. People only love you as long as they're getting something of you, but the minute you say something they don't want to hear or do something they don't want to see, all the admiration drains from their hearts.

Chris Colfer

#10. In the end, Edwards wrestled with slavery, defending the institution within the colonies but also calling for the end of the Atlantic slave trade.

Richard A. Bailey

#11. If you're going off a 90-foot jump, you can't say: 'Oh, I don't want to do this now.' You're going no matter what.

Shaun White

#12. There's this huge number of desperate people.

Lloyd Alexander

#13. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.

Henny Youngman

#14. Science fiction is really sociological studies of the future, things that the writer believes are going to happen by putting two and two together.

Ray Bradbury

#15. I'd been to the British museum before. In fact I've been in more museums than I like to admit - it makes me sound like a total geek.
[That's Sadie in the background, yelling I am a total geek. Thanks, Sis.]

Rick Riordan