Birthday Today Quotes

#1. A year after I started college, I had no clue what I wanted to do. My mother said, forget everything else-if it were your birthday today, what would you do? I thought, I would play with makeup at the department store. So she said, do that!

Bobbi Brown

#2. It's your birthday today, so what would you say, if we turned that frown upside down

Billie Jean King

#3. She felt an unexpected pang of homesickness (or was it some physical complaint?) and suddenly remembered that it was her mother's birthday today or tomorrow or sometime last week.

Stephen Wright

#4. On your birthday today, don't
Look up 'Life Expectancy' coz I suspect
As you've reached 60, you want to be happy,
Trust me, you'll be depressed.

John Walter Bratton

#5. It's my birthday today. I'm not 17 anymore. The 17 Janis Ian sang about where one learns the truth. But what she failed to mention is that you keep on learning truths after 17 and I want to keep on learning truths till the day I die.

Melina Marchetta

#6. Vladimir Putin celebrated his 63rd birthday today. He had a nice party, but it got awkward when two of his friends got him the same country.

Jimmy Fallon

#7. You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today', and right away you know he's dead meat?

Jennifer Crusie

#8. Wikipedia celebrates its 12th birthday today. Of course, I have no idea if it's true. I read it on Wikipedia.

Craig Ferguson

#9. Today is Christmas Eve. Today is my birthday. Today I am fifteen. Today I buried my parents in the backyard. Neither of them were beloved.

Lisa O'Donnell

#10. It is on this beautiful day that we celebrate the Fuhrers birthday and thank him for he is the only reason why Germany is still alive today

Joseph Goebbels

#11. Today is a special day that will go by very fast, so let's take every second to make the most out of every moment.

Auliq Ice

#12. May today be a happy memory, tomorrow a bright new promise. Happy Birthday

Rob Jackson

#13. Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday!

T. S. Eliot

#14. As I approached my 95th birthday, I was burdened to write a book that addressed the epidemic of 'easy believism.' There is a mindset today that if people believe in God and do good works, they are going to Heaven.

Billy Graham

#15. Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood.

Wayne Gerard Trotman

#16. If your parents are still alive, call them today and ask them to describe the day you were born. Write the details down here, on the following pages. Tell the story every year on your birthday until you know it by heart.

Amy Poehler

#17. I raise a glass, to make a toast wishing everything good for you, so happy birthday for today and health and happiness too.

Susan Smith

#18. Lots of birthday wishes
Are sent to you today
Hope your day will be
One of the best
You've ever had!

Julie McGregor

#19. Happy Birthday to Fay Wray, a wonderful actress. She was, of course, in the movie 'King Kong' and would have been 99-years-old today. She was famous because of her love interest with a giant ape, and, wait a minute, that's Maria Shriver.

David Letterman

#20. Citizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest city in the world.

Ed Koch

#21. Sausages sizzling on the bar-b-cue the sun is shining bright, today's your birthday, so we celebrate from morning, noon and night.

Susan Smith

#22. Don't be pessimistic
Because, today, the sun hasn't shone
It probably won't next year
And you'll then be 61

John Walter Bratton

#23. Made this card especially for you
because today's a special day,
I wanted it to be wonderful
I wanted it to say,
hope everything you wish for,
comes true on this your birthday.

Susan Smith

#24. True Friends are the bacon bits
In the salad bowl of life. How true
I read that and straight away,
My thoughts turned to you
And especially today on your 60th
These special wishes I send
Have a really wonderful birthday
My special "bacon flavored" friend

John Walter Bratton

#25. May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday

Rob Jackson

#26. Live your life with arms wide open. Today is where your book begins. The rest is still unwritten.

Natasha Bedingfield

#27. 1 day left, today 16 years old tomorrow 17 years old... Just one DAY!

Deyth Banger

#28. This card is sent today
to wish to you,
a very happy birthday
and lots of love too.

Susan Smith

#29. Today's my birthday On mans scale 53 is a life more than 1/2 over. On the infinite scale of an eternal being I am just a cell of life that has forever to go!

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#30. Happy birthday greetings and warmest wishes, too May today, tomorrow, everyday Be truly happy for you.

Margaret Brown

#31. So have a day of pleasure Do things that make you smile For ... you are treasured Today and all the while.

Janet Horne

#32. Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

Neil Cavuto

#33. May today be the best birthday of your life, I give you my heart as the most precious gift I can give you and I promise I always will love you.

Auliq Ice

#34. Why is Earth Day, today, also Lenin's birthday? Coincidence? Or does it signal the true intent of the national and worldwide environmental movement?

Alan Caruba

#35. Don't think of 60 as ten years older than 50.
Think of it as only 1 year older than 59
Go ahead, as it's your birthday
Delusion, today, is just fine

John Walter Bratton

#36. You are so very wonderful
and fill our lives with cheer,
today's a celebration
for a daughter-in-law so dear.
Happy Birthday

Susan Smith

#37. Today you have won a thousand kisses. Happy birthday.

Auliq Ice

#38. Today is a special day for you and for the universe. Today you started your life's journey and the universe got a precious gift and that is you. I am wishing you a day of joy to fill your life with pleasant surprises.

Debasish Mridha

#39. Extra special birthday wishes are sent to you today, to wish you love and happiness in every single way.

Susan Smith

#40. Be pleased to look forward,
And pleased to look behind,
Count today, your 40th, and each birthday
With a grateful mind.

John Walter Bratton

#41. A child born today is more likely to reach retirement age than his forebears were to live to their fifth birthday.

Johan Norberg

#42. What the hell were you doing with five thousand dollars on you?"
"Eight, actually. I had grand plans for today. Hookers and blow aren't cheap, but I suppose animal sacrifice will have to do. Happy birthday.

Michelle Hodkin

#43. According to the book Celebrate Today, June 18th is National Splurge Day. Besides being the birthday of Paul McCartney and Isabella Rossellini, it's also mine. Go ahead; celebrate my birthday and don't worry about the cost!

Ernie J Zelinski

#44. God bless you today and always and may all your goals come true.

Auliq Ice

#45. Whatever you wish for yourself today I'm wishing it doubled - in the nicest way! Have a Happy, Happy Birthday

Margaret Jones

#46. When I'd come in one day in the late winter and asked him why he was working the grill with a kid's birthday hat on, he'd said Because today I'm fifty-seven, buddy. Which makes me an official Heinz.

Stephen King

#47. Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!

Dave Barry

#48. Throw all caution to the wind, today, on your 40th
No need to have wisdom and sage
But tomorrow, as you start your 5th decade
Do try to act more your age

John Walter Bratton

#49. Today we send a special wish
which comes with love to you,
to wish you a day of love
and laughter in all you do.

Susan Smith

#50. Before we get started, let's all say 'Happy Birthday' to Elvis Presley today.

Michele Bachmann

#51. It is always yesterday, tomorrow, and 3 years ago today. It is always your birthday. It is always the future, the present, and the past. It is always eternity that will last.

Antonia Perdu Millie Farquoix

#52. And of course, I had to see you today, on your birthday." "You remembered?" He turned to her, expression earnest. "I remember everything about you, Miss Macy. Every moment between us - the good and the bad.

Julie Klassen

#53. Today is my grandfather's birthday."
"How old is he?"
"Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.

Charles M. Schulz

#54. Today you are fulfilling another year of life and I will do everything to make it a memorable day for you.

Auliq Ice

#55. Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.

David Letterman

#56. Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

Franklin P. Adams

#57. I couldn't miss Percy's fifteenth birthday," Poseidon said. "Why, if this were Sparta, Percy would be a man today!"
"That's true," Paul said. "I used to teach ancient history."
Poseidon's eyes twinkled. "That's me. Ancient history.

Rick Riordan

#58. Thanks for all the birthday love! I feel like the luckiest girl in the world today!

Madonna Ciccone

#59. Today is one of those days that I feel very happy because you celebrate one more year of life.

Auliq Ice

#60. Today you have added another candle of knowledge and wisdom to your life. May it give you the power to enlighten the whole world. On your birthday, I wish you joy and happiness.

Debasish Mridha

#61. Dursleys hadn't even remembered that today happened to be Harry's twelfth birthday. Of course, his hopes hadn't been high; they'd never given him a real present,

J.K. Rowling

#62. Today is my birthday. I am going to write a diry a diray a diery book. Pop told me I could. He gave me this fat book. It was a government book, but it is mine now.

Iris Vaughan