Today Would Have Been Your Birthday Quotes

#1. Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.

David Letterman

#2. Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a salary you dreamed of as the culmination of your career.

Bill Vaughan

#3. Was I deranged? Maybe. Yet, is it not derangement that guides us to seek out those we want to love in this world?

Roman Payne

#4. Does not the New Testament exhort us to extend a hand to one who has fallen? Professor Sumner would have us place a foot on the fallen one as he lies prone and pitiable, the better to remain his superior.

Wally Lamb

#5. I wanted to do everything. I wanted to be a pilot. I wanted to be a secret agent. I wanted to be a fireman and a doctor, all that. So I related that through movies and stuff.

Josh Holloway

#6. It is usually meaningless work, not overwork, that wears us down, saps our strength, and robs our joy.

Rick Warren

#7. Keeping secrets made you powerful. Being powerful earned you respect.
Respect was hard currency.

Terry Pratchett

#8. Dursleys hadn't even remembered that today happened to be Harry's twelfth birthday. Of course, his hopes hadn't been high; they'd never given him a real present,

J.K. Rowling

#9. You're just playing, playing, playing, and then an image or something will come into your mind, and basically you're just narrating it with music, letting it move along.

Edie Brickell

#10. Happy Birthday to Fay Wray, a wonderful actress. She was, of course, in the movie 'King Kong' and would have been 99-years-old today. She was famous because of her love interest with a giant ape, and, wait a minute, that's Maria Shriver.

David Letterman

#11. Philosophy ought to question the basic assumptions of the age. Thinking through, critically and carefully, what most of us take for granted is, I believe, the chief task of philosophy, and the task that makes philosophy a worthwhile activity.

Peter Singer

#12. Always work hard, be honest, and be proud of who you are.

Patricia Velasquez

#13. I am so happy that I didn't go to school and I didn't have anyone to tell me how to position my fingers on the piano correctly. And what you do with music and what is the correct way to write it and what is not the correct way to write it.

Yanni

#14. In short, you sensed that she was there, Moscow, right there, around the turn, and about to heave herself upon you and engulf you.

Mikhail Bulgakov

#15. Confidence lets you pull anything off, even Tevas with socks

Lena Dunham

#16. Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

Neil Cavuto