Bill O'herlihy Best Quotes

#1. You can be a scientist and believe in god: the two can go hand in hand.

Bill Bryson

#2. So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!

Bill Watterson

#3. If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

Bill Hicks

#4. Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs ... shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'?

Bill Hicks

#5. Once you have selected a sport or a creative activity, the rules are pretty much the same.

Bill Toomey

#6. Bill Powell is the only intelligent actor I've ever met.

Carole Lombard

#7. The ability to embrace mystery is what attracts revelation.

Bill Johnson

#8. I don't look at a problem and put variables in there that don't affect it.

Bill Parcells

#9. The true antidote to greed is contentment. If you have a strong sense of contentment, it doesn't matter whether you obtain the object of your desire or not. Either way, you are still content.

Bill Vaughan

#10. While I've found many of the religious shows I've viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I've never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet - turning off the TV completely.

Bill Hicks

#11. I did not have sexual relations with that woman

Bill Clinton

#12. When all our efforts have come to nothing, we naturally tend to doubt not just ourselves, but also whether God is just. At those moments, our only hope is to seek every evidence that God is just, by communing with the people we know who are strongest in faith.

Bill Moyers

#13. I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'

Bill Bailey

#14. That way you can be certain to learn something you didn't know previously.

Bill Gates

#15. Even though sugar was very expensive, people consumed it till their teeth turned black, and if their teeth didn't turn black naturally, they blackened them artificially to show how wealthy and marvelously self-indulgent they were.

Bill Bryson

#16. Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw.

Bill Burr

#17. Mr. Obama is proud of his belief that government knows best. When he told the world that individuals were not totally responsible for their personal success, that government has a major role in it, many Americans were taken aback. But Barack Obama sincerely believes that.

Bill O'Reilly

#18. My pick for Best Political Move of the Year, which is the decisive (ph) and this means it is actually the best political movement is Bill Clinton getting on the phone and encouraging Donald Trump to run for the president.

Lawrence O'Donnell

#19. America offers the most amount of people the best opportunity to pursue happiness on the planet. That's why millions of illegal immigrants have poured into the country - most of them poor. They believe they have a shot to improve themselves economically.

Bill O'Reilly

#20. Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps.

Bill O'Reilly

#21. You know ... they say an elephant never forgets.
What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant.

Bill Murray

#22. The whole system was based upon getting kids to a certain standard and packing their minds with information so they could go on to a good university ... The great failure in education, much of the time, is a lack of excitement and stimulus.

Bill Bryson

#23. These new technologies are not yet inevitable. But if they blossom fully into being, freedom may irrevocably perish. This is a fight not only for the meaning of our individual lives, but for the meaning of our life together.

Bill McKibben

#24. Personal honors never meant much to Bill Russell, one of America's most successful athletes with 2 college titles, 1 Olympic gold medal and 11 - count 'em, 11 - N.B.A. championships with the Boston Celtics.

George Vecsey

#25. For almost four billion years life had dawdled along without any detectable ambitions in the direction of complexity, and then suddenly, in the space of just five or ten million years, it had created all the basic body designs still in use today.

Bill Bryson

#26. You are the most difficult person you will ever lead.

Bill Hybels

#27. I realize it's impossible to have any sympathy, I mean, true sympathy, for people that are famous.

Bill Murray

#28. If you really have integrity, there are very few people who can insult you, or honor you.

Bill Russell

#29. To truly be of service to others, we must first serve the server. The ability to bring an enlightened presence to those in need is the ability to light a candle without burning ourselves out.

Bill Crawford

#30. Compromise is the welcome mat to deception.

Bill Johnson

#31. Brave Americans in past wars didn't die for the actual flag
they died for the freedom it represents, including the freedom to burn it.

Bill Maher

#32. The Global Fund is a central player in the progress being achieved on HIV, TB and malaria. It channels resources to help countries fight these diseases. I believe in its impact because I have seen it firsthand.

Bill Gates

#33. How can those of us who are parents help our children recognize their bliss?

Bill Moyers

#34. We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.

Bill Bryson

#35. I believe pain is nature's way of saying, 'You're still alive, and life sucks.'

Bill Engvall

#36. Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't.

Bill Nye

#37. I think Hillary Clinton is a militarist. She is a political coward. The interesting thing about Hilary Clinton, like Bill Clinton dodging the draft, he never touched the Pentagon - she is in the same position.

Ralph Nader

#38. It's not simply what we feel, but what we feed, that determines what we do and how we live.

Bill Crawford

#39. I work a lot, and it's kind of like, you meet people, and you just click. It's not like I'm looking at something and thinking: 'South Park' - how do I get on that?' I just became friends with those guys first. They're nice guys.

Bill Hader

#40. If you look at your class as anything less than life or death, you do not deserve to be a teacher. If you walk into the classroom ten minutes late, week after week, you need to resign. You wouldn't come in late on your job all the time, but I venture to guess that some of you do it on Sunday.

Bill Wilson