Best Tequila Quotes

#1. Tequila--a sure cure for monogamy.

Lois Greiman

#2. On a daily basis, jeans and t-shirt is still sexy, but it doesn't look like you're trying too hard.

Tila Tequila

#3. I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper!

Bella Heathcote

#4. Drink [the shot of tequila], Mia." He repeated, quietly, using my name this time. He leaned in close to me so that I could feel the heat of his body. "Believe me," His eyes locked on mine and in a hoarse voice he whispered, "you're going to want to be drunk for what I'm going to do to you tonight.

Donya Petrock

#5. I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

Tila Tequila

#6. Music is just a really fun hobby that I do, because I'm actually really good about writing songs and producing. People don't realize this, but I am an excellent writer for artists.

Tila Tequila

#7. But my humble opinion is, I'm not quite sure where I stand on the legalization of drugs - though, if tequila is legal, pot should probably be legal.

Ted Demme

#8. Have you been drinking, Ms. Brycin?" "Does a bottle of tequila laced with heroin count? I also had some battery fluid ... was that not a good thing?

Stacey Marie Brown

#9. I knew out of high school I didn't want to go to college. I knew what whatever I did wouldn't have anything to do with college.

Tila Tequila

#10. My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and watched a boxing match on Showtime.

Teri Polo

#11. Three hours later the two men were calling each other Harry and Allan, which goes to show what a couple of bottles of tequila can do for international relations.

Jonas Jonasson

#12. When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.I'd like to add Salt and Tequila!

Reg Dixon

#13. Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted. You can get wasted on lust and warmed by love.

Jackson Rathbone

#14. I'm gonna need a strap-on, a dildo, some lube, condoms, and more of that tequila.

Kendall Grey

#15. Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.

P.C. Cast

#16. There was something about Mikie that made me want to trust him. It might have been the Centanario Anejo.

Nadja Baer

#17. I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people.

Anthony Bourdain

#18. Tequila was never a good choice. It had a way of making you feel like its best friend and suddenly, without any warning, it stabs you in the back and mocks you.

Brittainy C. Cherry

#19. I grabbed my shot of tequila. Then I tossed it back. When I put my empty down to the bar and after I took in a deep breath, I informed her, I like you. I need a new best friend. I've added you to the top of a list that has one name. Yours.

Kristen Ashley

#20. You don't want to be in a relationship with someone who's scared of you.

Tila Tequila

#21. How'd you get through yesterday, though?"
"Running away, you, sarcasm, violence, and last but not least, tequila.

Kylie Scott

#22. It would not be until darkness had taken indisputable control over the land, until the flames of the bonfire created an unreal world of shadows, until tequila and mescal untied men from their somber selves.

Warren Eyster

#23. Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.

Rachel Hollis

#24. I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters.

Conrad Hall

#25. This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

Jessica Simpson

#26. Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a
slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and,
before you know it, Jager tainting.

Stephen Colbert

#27. Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt.

Saleem Sharma

#28. We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila.

Justin Timberlake

#29. We're your friends. Your shit became our shit when you drank my tequila and stripped down to your bra.
Boss, Shocking Heaven

D.H. Sidebottom

#30. They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila.

Darynda Jones

#31. Other than tequila and wine, other forms of alcohol are not Paleo. Stick to red wine and agave tequila.

Anil Jaya

#32. When life gives you lemons, take out the salt and the shot-glasses and fill them up with tequila. Fight for what you really want and never, ever settle for anything less. Don't exist. Live.

Teodora Kostova

#33. Glancing at the bottle of tequila in Tate's hand, Logan questioned much more calmly than he felt, "How full was that?"

Tate lifted the quarter-empty bottle and shrugged. "Unopened. Why?

Ella Frank

#34. Um, tequila please?" I asked questioningly, enunciating each word as best as my drunken mouth would allow. So really, it came out as "Uff, shakira pea?

Tara Sivec

#35. That's the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we're making margaritas

JoAnne Kenrick

#36. I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

Sammy Hagar

#37. It wasn't the tequila and oxy. You really are that fucking gorgeous.

Adrian Phoenix

#38. There aren't that many songs that pay homage to the DJ. They are the ones getting artists' music out there. They are the ones getting the club popping. But no one's giving them any love.

Tila Tequila