Best Pickle Quotes

#1. As an adolescent, I went to charm school, where I learned to pour tea and relate to boys, which, as I recall, meant giving them the pickle jar to unscrew, whether it was too hard for me or not.

Sue Monk Kidd

#2. I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle ... call Mom.

Jennifer Garner

#3. Dude, if Kentucky is going to remind you of Paris, we're in a hell of a pickle.

John Green

#4. In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.

Irena Chalmers

#5. An old expression
'she looks like she was weaned on a pickle'
came to my mind.

Pepper Phillips

#6. We do learn from experience and may not make the same mistakes again, but there is a whole new pickle jar of fresh ones just lying in wait for us to trip up and fall into. The secret is to accept this and not to beat yourself up when you do make new ones.

Richard Templar

#7. You can drink pickle juice and imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person. Good people are hard to find nowadays. And they're a lot more fun than perfect people any day of the week.

Stephen Manes

#8. Don't Listen To What People Tell You... Listen To Your Soul And Pickle Juice.

Hannah Haynes

#9. There is only one love story: Boy meets girl, Girl gets boy into pickle, Boy gets pickle into girl.

Jack Woodford

#10. He dropped back into the couch cushions, stroking the condensation dripping off his glass. "You're in a pickle."
"You want one?" Her eyebrows perked up, though her eyes weren't tracking well. "I think I have a jar in the fridge.

Kristin Miller

#11. What say you? Hence,
Horrible villain! or I'll spurn thine eyes
Like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head:
Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd in brine,
Smarting in lingering pickle.

William Shakespeare

#12. Guys, there's only one thing I hate more than bloggers who start sentences with 'guys' - and it's those mealy-mouth hipsters who crochet codpieces and their ye-olde-sideburned friends who pickle stuff and slaughter their own gluten-free goats.

Jill Soloway

#13. Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips! I don't know him.

Breehn Burns

#14. Josh squeezed her arm. "I'll behave," he murmured. "For now."
She's going to pickle your cucumbers."
"He has more than one?" Natalie whispered.
"That's between me and Kimmie," Josh replied.

Jamie Farrell

#15. Top 3 favorite books? I love finding really great children's books. My daughter was given "Pickle Chiffon Pie" which is so fantastic. We also love "Tacky the Penguin", and I love "Guji Guji" - all because they teach great life lessons without being teachy.

Abbie Schiller

#16. What Vera doesn't know is: I'd kill to be a pickle on her Big Mac - ground to relish between her perfect white teeth.
I'd kill to be a bug she squishes with her holey Army-issue combat boot.
But she's too good for me. She always was.

A.S. King

#17. Pickle jars are just pickle jars, and pickles are just pickles.

Regina Spektor

#18. A pretty pickle, truly, thought I; abed here in a strange house in the broad day, with a cannibal and a tomahawk.

Herman Melville

#19. pickle juice on a cookie.

Julie Sternberg

#20. It is the small trivial things in life that makes a human happy, like opening a pickle jar.

KanyaACoffman

#21. Poor Mr. Zum now he was un-fun and had no funs left who wanted to entertain him. What a qerbackle, what an un-fun pickle to be in.

Coco J. Ginger

#22. I meant every word of it, Dylan Day. Lie to me and I'll cut your cock off and pickle it.

Kitty French

#23. LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed

Ambrose Bierce

#24. Tried to head in the general direction of the bathroom/
The truest room in the whole damn house.

Regina Spektor

#25. Dude, can I have your pickle?

J.C. Lillis

#26. Perhaps most people in the world aren't trying to be free, Kafka. They just think they are. It's all an illusion. If they really were set free, most people would be in a real pickle. You'd better remember that. People actually prefer not being free?

Haruki Murakami

#27. What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.

Dianne Wiest

#28. Cucumber. The cucumber is just a pickle before it started drinking.

Jim Gaffigan

#29. Pickles are people too

Clayton

#30. I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle.

Arlo Guthrie

#31. I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

#32. He bought her a bottle of lime pickle which seems to me a very intimate thing to do; it suggests he knows what she likes to taste.

Deborah Levy

#33. Hunger is the best pickle.

Benjamin Franklin

#34. A 'naughty pickle' is how I'd best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life.

Celia Imrie