Best My Little Pony Quotes

#1. I'd just met a talking garden gnome and the nightmare version of My Little Pony.

Nicole Peeler

#2. Hey I saw that you're also friends with (mutual friend). I'm pretty sure I met you at a party one time. I can't remember which one but your face looks ridiculously familiar, and I think we talked about My Little Pony or something. How do you know (mutual friend)?

Derek Cajun

#3. Sufism is, in fact, not a mystical system, not a religion, but a body of knowledge.

Idries Shah

#4. The mind of a horse is a very limited concern, relying almost entirely upon memory. He rivals our politicians in that he has little real intellect. Consequently, when the pony was faced with conditions different from those to which he was accustomed, he showed little adaptability.

Apsley Cherry-Garrard

#5. I've lived out many of the dreams I had as a little girl, back when I was riding my pony, mucking stalls, feeding cows, aspiring to finally become a professional jockey and racing in stakes races on a worldwide stage.

Chantal Sutherland

#6. I'm a show pony, and I don't get to skate with girls doing triple Axels every single day. I skate with little babies who are working on their single Axels while trying not to hit them on the ice.

Ashley Wagner

#7. Just because you can put something in your mouth, chew it, swallow it, and then poop it out doesn't mean it's food. It just means you can chew it, swallow it, and poop it out.

Cameron Diaz

#8. Little kids I don't mind. Every kid wants a pony. It's grown-ups that get my robe in a knot. Stop with the begging, okay? Adore me for a change. Or give thanks. I like gratitude. Or ask for guidance. But oh, no. It's always the pony.

Ron Koertge

#9. As a youngster, I played in Little League, Pony League, and all sorts of amateur baseball programs growing up.

Jim Evans

#10. There is little taste for 'high culture' especially in Evangelicalism, where the tendency has long been toward translation - making things accessible to the largest number of people.

James Davison Hunter

#11. I've always preferred animals to little girls or boys. I had my first horse - actually it was a Newfoundland pony - when I was three, and I loved riding, without anyone shackling me - riding bareback as fast as I could.

Elizabeth Taylor

#12. So long as we govern our nation by the letter and spirit of the Bill of Rights, we can be sure that our nation will grow in strength and wisdom and freedom.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#13. I can't remember how long it's been since we've seen such a fab show! This was drama-tastic! Better than Romeo and Juliet. Better than The Sound of Music, South Park, Trueblood, Dexter, My Little Pony, and Shrek put together!

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

#14. The pony stared at us lugubriously from the dashboard. Jesus. Little fucker had watched the whole thing.

Leah Raeder

#15. If I find out that Whin has been sedated or restrained I'll ride you naked through the streets of Imre like a little pink pony.

Patrick Rothfuss

#16. Now we will all die. What a pity. I haven't done half the wicked things I wanted to do, and the ones I have done I haven't done anything like enough.

Kerry Greenwood

#17. Twilight is to Vampires what My Little Pony is to Kentucky Derby Winning Horses.

Dennis Sharpe

#18. I grew up listening to classic rock - the Kinks, Genesis, The Who, Pink Floyd.

Ted Cruz

#19. I always had long legs. When I was young, I used to think, 'Why do I look like a little pony?'

Tina Turner

#20. I argued that she wasn't even alive when My Little Pony originally aired, but she retorted that she wasn't alive now, either, and there's just no good comeback to that.

Aprilynne Pike

#21. I believe with an extreme story the closer you look the more horrifying it gets.

Susanne Wuest

#22. I installed anti-rust roofing into homes in Cairns. I packed boxes at Baby Barn. I was even a Manny! Mate, I know more about braiding hair and My Little Pony than most men, I can tell ya.

Sam Worthington

#23. I eat pretty clean, but the training is tiring. When you're training two times a day it can be really draining, so I'd rather stick with the diet.

Daniel Cudmore

#24. Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears all the rappers, they're doing my dances and they're making billions doing my dances. When they do that little thing they do with their hands that's The Fly and The Pony.

Chubby Checker

#25. making sense? what fun is there in making sense?"~ Discord

Hasbro My Little Pony

#26. I can't stand small babies. I would rather give birth to a kitten or a colt ... a little pony.

Marie Helvin

#27. You can go to India and you can see gurus go into samadhi. But when they come out of samadhi, they're nasty. They're egocentric. They don't have a deep regard or understanding of what life is. It's just a little trick they can do, a one-trick pony.

Frederick Lenz

#28. A rather jolly little pony, quite possibly wearing a straw hat with holes cut out for its ears.

Terry Pratchett

#29. I fantasized bout how I'd use my free hour at school. Organize my sticker album or tend to my vast My Little Pony herd. You know, things that would contribute to my future.

Felicia Day

#30. We are containers, it's only the insides of our bodies that are important.

Margaret Atwood

#31. What's up with the statue routine?" Trez muttered. "Someone move your My Little Pony collection again?

J.R. Ward

#32. He shut the door behind him and set about locking many dead bolts before finally sliding the chain across.
"Tough neighborhood ?" I asked. "I saw a girl on a My Little Pony bike outside ; she looked kind of nasty.

Karina Halle

#33. Alec put his hands up. "Okay, stop." The four vampires stared at him. "Horses? As in equine, My Little Pony, clippety-clop fucking horses?

N.R. Walker

#34. I don't panic unless I have to. Wastes energy.

Sandra Brown

#35. That's the message I want to give to every up-and-coming artist: Do everything that is going to help you later. If you clone somebody else, that's all they're gonna keep wanting from you.

Mary J. Blige