Top 100 Autograph Quotes

#1. When I'm on the road with concerts, people ask me to autograph my CDs, but more and more they come up with the cookbooks.

Mandy Patinkin

Autograph Quotes #1713
#2. I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.

Prince William

Autograph Quotes #51299
#3. Success is when your signature becomes an autograph.

Abdul Kalam

Autograph Quotes #57831
#4. I truly respect the people who are working. If they want an autograph from Patti LaBelle, they are going to get it. I have never separated myself from them. I never think you are better than the next one.

Patti LaBelle

Autograph Quotes #81937
#5. I autograph a lot of body parts of intoxicated people. And lots of shoes. And I signed a diaper once!

Carrie Underwood

Autograph Quotes #98031
#6. When people come up to me and ask for a photo, ask for an autograph, I'm like 'Me? Are you sure?' I don't consider myself to be a public figure. I just happen to be.

Ryan Potter

Autograph Quotes #113529
#7. When we were at the Apollo, Holiday was a block away. I asked her for her autograph.

Ella Fitzgerald

Autograph Quotes #117587
#8. E'en Beauty mourns in her decaying bower,
That Time upon her angel brow should set
His crooked autograph, and mar the jet
Of glossy locks. Lo! how her chaplet green,
The hoar frost and the canker worm destroy.
Decay's dull film obscures those matchless eyes.

Isaac McLellan

Autograph Quotes #125331
#9. It's not that I lead this oblivious life where I think I've got such a great personality that people want to spend time with me. If someone has a poster of you or asks for your autograph, clearly you can't take them out on a date. It's not that interesting if someone is just interested in you.

George Clooney

Autograph Quotes #151117
#10. If there was somebody I wanted to meet, I'd like to be able to get their autograph.

Katie Price

Autograph Quotes #152493
#11. Would you like an autograph?" In spit, on my thigh.

Alexis Wilder

Autograph Quotes #152670
#12. It's incredible when I'm out in these towns. I have people telling me they were waiting for hours just to meet me and get my autograph. I feel so guilty. I always feel like I have to give them more than just Kato Kaelin.

Kato Kaelin

Autograph Quotes #159564
#13. I have never in my whole life asked for an autograph. It seems a little ... unnecessary.

Jack White

Autograph Quotes #175494
#14. They want a lip print for their autograph books. I'm a sport; I go along.

Cleo Moore

Autograph Quotes #209026
#15. When I was a teenager, my idol was the Dutch footballer Johan Cruyff. He's the only person I've ever asked for an autograph.

Ferran Adria

Autograph Quotes #220013
#16. American fans want to meet you, and they wait for that autograph by the stage door. In the UK, it doesn't really happen that much.

Jessie Ware

Autograph Quotes #235802
#17. I never refused autograph seekers, unless they were old enough to look like collection agents.

Joe Pepitone

Autograph Quotes #241176
#18. Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.

Zach Braff

Autograph Quotes #254064
#19. My father sang well, and he was a handsome man. When he walked down the street, people sometimes mistook him for Cary Grant and asked for his autograph.

Alan Alda

Autograph Quotes #257725
#20. The same people that tell me what I ought to have is the same people asking for an autograph.

Kanye West

Autograph Quotes #274246
#21. I'm such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I've been up against, you'd want my autograph. I'm a real life superhero.

Crystal Woods

Autograph Quotes #282385
#22. A fan would get an autograph and that was that. If we didn't tour again for five years, we wouldn't remember them.

Joe Elliott

Autograph Quotes #297709
#23. Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough.

J.K. Rowling

Autograph Quotes #307676
#24. I will never reject an autograph, hug or photo. I was also a fan of football.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Autograph Quotes #319095
#25. My first record had just broken, and these guys wanted my autograph. I thought, Oh, god, they recognize me. Turns out they thought I was Heidi Fleiss.

Sheryl Crow

Autograph Quotes #333527
#26. I was born Maurice Joseph Micklewhite. Imagine signing that autograph! You'd get a broken arm. So I changed my name to Michael Caine after Humphrey Bogart's 'The Caine Mutiny,' which was playing in the theater across from the telephone booth where I learned that I'd gotten my first TV job.

Michael Caine

Autograph Quotes #342563
#27. It's rare that I turn down a photo or autograph, because these are the people that support me, so why not support them. I love it and I invite it. I love what I do and the whole 'celebrity' life and all that.

Lance Gross

Autograph Quotes #350049
#28. Witnessing the Vette's demise, the way Rick felt, there wasn't a king on Earth who he would bow to. No religious figure whose hand he'd kiss. No icon of history he'd worship. No one whose autograph he'd seek. He was becoming a legend, and he was alive to feel it happen.

Rich Hoffman

Autograph Quotes #355048
#29. I don't sign autographs when I'm out for a meal or out with my kids. I think that's rude and disrespectful. I would never ask anyone for an autograph while they were eating dinner; that's what I was taught by my parents.

Tim Howard

Autograph Quotes #366626
#30. I didn't notice him coming, but he didn't seem to be looking for an autograph signature

George Harrison

Autograph Quotes #366916
#31. You are a success and nothing will stop your shining!

Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

Autograph Quotes #373519
#32. I've signed autographs as Natalie Portman. I was at a Film Festival party where someone asked if I was her, and I didn't want to embarrass them, so I signed the autograph as her. I hope she doesn't mind.

Liane Balaban

Autograph Quotes #373714
#33. A presentation copy ... is a copy of a book whoch does not sell, sent you by the author, with his foolish autograph at the beginning of it; for which, if a stranger, he only demands your friendship; if a brother author, he expects from you a book of yours, which does not sell, in return.

Charles Lamb

Autograph Quotes #374741
#34. I thought it was really funny that half the people I autographed things for said, 'Autograph the back of my phone.' I was like, 'What? Really? Seriously?' They didn't have anything else.

Willow Shields

Autograph Quotes #393750
#35. But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.

Michael Buckley

Autograph Quotes #395692
#36. Some girl asked me for an autograph and I asked her why, she said because she admires me. I said she should see a shrink. Then she started crying and I started laughing.

Nikki Sixx

Autograph Quotes #406639
#37. I sign every autograph I can for kids because I remember myself at that age. I think it's ridiculous that some guys won't sign for a kid.

Jim Thome

Autograph Quotes #427905
#38. I'm kind of well-known in Holland, which is nice. But in Holland, we're down to earth; there are no paparazzi in my garden and no autograph hunters at the door. We have 'Strictly Come Dancing,' but I've not been asked.

Marianne Vos

Autograph Quotes #432764
#39. Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph!

Maureen Johnson

Autograph Quotes #460866
#40. The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.

John Lennon

Autograph Quotes #467279
#41. I grew up watching Lindsay and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or on stage, with everybody listening to you it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph and it's just a really good feeling to have.

Ali Lohan

Autograph Quotes #474475
#42. You're a library of me.

Zadie Smith

Autograph Quotes #479484
#43. When we reached the sidewalk, a lovely teen-age girl wearing pink eyelashes asked me for my autograph. "I don't know who you are," she said, "but I'm sure you must be somebody.

Don DeLillo

Autograph Quotes #511500
#44. If I'm doing a play, 30 to 40 percent of the people that come to the stage door have pictures of 'Alien' for me to autograph. And usually, the photos are pretty gory ones.

John Hurt

Autograph Quotes #519474
#45. A lost of people recognize me and maybe will ask for an autograph, but it's nothing like if Elvis would've done something like that, 'cause he's so popular, or maybe The Beatles 'cause they stirred up a lot of action.

Mickey Gilley

Autograph Quotes #536111
#46. As for Percy, he held his magic ballpoint pen like he was trying to decide whether to bust out some sword moves or autograph Nike's chariot.

Rick Riordan

Autograph Quotes #543222
#47. Concerts every night, autograph signings, endorsements, and so on. That's not what real life is about.

Vanilla Ice

Autograph Quotes #549535
#48. It's very rare that I get stopped or get asked for an autograph or anything - none of which I mind - but people don't really care that much.

Daniel Radcliffe

Autograph Quotes #559101
#49. When people want me to sign an autograph in a restaurant, and I'm eating. I don't even have to say no, I just kind of stop and look at them ... "Oh, okay. I'll ... I'll come back."

Samuel L. Jackson

Autograph Quotes #562113
#50. When I was six, right before I started swimming, we went to a national competition here in Maryland and watched Michael Phelps swim, and I got to meet him afterwards, and I got his autograph. Fast forward nine years, and I'm at the Olympics with him, and it's like: 'Woah.'

Katie Ledecky

Autograph Quotes #574550
#51. I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

Louie Anderson

Autograph Quotes #607209
#52. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.

Kanye West

Autograph Quotes #610506
#53. If anyone asks for your autograph they're showing you respect and give it back to them.

John Lydon

Autograph Quotes #624457
#54. It is natural for me to ignore autograph seekers, but God wants me to share my testimony card with them and be loving. That power and initiative comes from him.

Ben Zobrist

Autograph Quotes #628053
#55. People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something.

Mitch Hedberg

Autograph Quotes #638242
#56. Hey, over here! Have your picture taken with a reclusive author! Today only, we'll throw in a free autograph! But wait, there's more!

Thomas Pynchon

Autograph Quotes #640461
#57. If you even think about asking Harry Potter for an autograph, your day ends right now.

Jasper Fforde

Autograph Quotes #654384
#58. I don't even think my children are aware of what I've done. When somebody will ask me for my autograph, Spenser-Margaret will say, 'You must watch 'Charlie's Angels.' You know, that's like all I've done to them.

Jaclyn Smith

Autograph Quotes #659591
#59. I discovered the bleeding when he licked my hand and left a swath of blood behind, death's autograph.

Augusten Burroughs

Autograph Quotes #663613
#60. The people who ask me for my autograph are the people who've put me here today, and you can't afford to forget that.

Katie Price

Autograph Quotes #677170
#61. (I'd arrived after the matinee and still remember an autograph hunter at the stagedoor asking me, 'Are you anybody?' I was tempted to answer him ontologically, but instead told him a white lie, and denied my own existence.)

John Cleese

Autograph Quotes #682050
#62. In my ideal world, my next novel would have a first printing of, say, 2,500 hardcovers for reviewers, libraries, collectors, and autograph hounds. The publisher could print more copies if they get low. And simultaneously, or six weeks later, the book would be available in paperback.

Christina Baker Kline

Autograph Quotes #689354
#63. You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts.

Gordon Korman

Autograph Quotes #693282
#64. I don't mind autograph hunters when I go down the fish and chip shop. As long as I get my chips.

David Hemmings

Autograph Quotes #697822
#65. A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed.

Andy Zaltzman

Autograph Quotes #717288
#66. People recognize me all the time now, and there's lots of autograph hunting and smiling. But then I get to play gigs, which are amazing. It's a good job.

Lily Allen

Autograph Quotes #733356
#67. Prayer is the autograph of the Holy Ghost upon the renewed heart.

Charles Spurgeon

Autograph Quotes #748288
#68. I did a fantastic emotional film, 'Autograph.' But the audiences rejected me in it. They like to see me laughing and fighting.

Ravi Teja

Autograph Quotes #767986
#69. I went to one AA meeting and I got asked for an autograph.

Marilyn Manson

Autograph Quotes #769805
#70. When Beethoven made sharp response to a letter from his brother Karl, who embellished his signature with the phrase "land-owner," the composer added "brain-owner" to his own autograph.

Russell Sherman

Autograph Quotes #802531
#71. When a grown man is chasing you around a building or running through the hotel and trying to jump in your elevator, oh man, I can't even see it. What excitement can you possibly get from having my autograph besides selling it?

Clinton Portis

Autograph Quotes #805022
#72. A collector recently bought at public auction, in London, for one hundred and fifty-seven guineas, an autograph of Shakespeare; but for nothing a school-boy can read Hamlet and can detect secrets of highest concernment yet unpublished therein.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Autograph Quotes #806262
#73. It's always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph, you're looking down at a piece of paper and once you sign it the person moves on.

Christopher Meloni

Autograph Quotes #808654
#74. I saw the lightnings gleaming rod.
Reach forth and write upon the sky
The awful autograph of God.

Joaquin Miller

Autograph Quotes #811544
#75. If she did see, I hoped she' be amazed. Amazed and thankful, because without even asking, she'd received a genuine autograph from a genuine girl from Atlanta. Not just any girl, but a girl who was, frankly, a pretty big deal. A girl who was me.

Lauren Myracle

Autograph Quotes #851180
#76. I just try to take it as it comes. One autograph at a time.

Kristanna Loken

Autograph Quotes #860211
#77. A selfie with a celebrity is better proof of meeting a celebrity than the autograph of a celebrity.

Amit Kalantri

Autograph Quotes #868990
#78. People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they'd have my autograph tattooed. I decided I wouldn't write on people anymore, but I'd give them arms and legs and if they wanted those autographed I'd do that.

Chuck Palahniuk

Autograph Quotes #869944
#79. The only autograph I ever got, which I do not have anymore, was Matthew Fox when he was on 'Party Of Five.' I was in high school, and he came to our local amusement park, and I stood in line and got an autograph.

Riki Lindhome

Autograph Quotes #873447
#80. Every rose is an autograph from the hand of the Almighty God on this world about us. He has inscribed His thoughts in these marvelous hieroglyphics which sense and science have been these many thousand years seeking to understand.

Theodore Parker

Autograph Quotes #884955
#81. That type of autograph, pictures and apparel thievery was not part of what I grew up with. I loved the artists and their music. I would be thrilled to meet them, but the thought of getting a scribble or stealing an article of clothing never occurred or appealed to me.

Davey Havok

Autograph Quotes #885118
#82. I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.

Brian Spellman

Autograph Quotes #896152
#83. Unlike the LeBrons and A-Rods of the world, anointed as special from pre-K, Matt Leinart exudes an approachability rarely seen in superstars. It's why kids on the autograph line chat him up like a buddy with whom they could stay up late playing Xbox.

Stephen Rodrick

Autograph Quotes #904891
#84. I appreciate all my fans. I appreciate anybody who has asked me for an autograph, or has complimented me as a fighter. When I go to the Hall of Fame events, I'm always well received and respected.

George Chuvalo

Autograph Quotes #909207
#85. A player dreams of being a superstar, but he doesn't want people flocking all over him asking for an autograph.

Dennis Rodman

Autograph Quotes #915415
#86. One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.

Zac Efron

Autograph Quotes #978811
#87. Suddenly you're surrounded by strangers who want something from you. The thing is, they don't know what they want, and you don't know what they want, unless it's an autograph, and you just sort of stand there grinning at one another.

Parker Stevenson

Autograph Quotes #995651
#88. Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?

Ashleigh Brilliant

Autograph Quotes #998013
#89. When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it.

Thom Yorke

Autograph Quotes #998900
#90. I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

Shirley Temple Black

Autograph Quotes #1002604
#91. The world, in its sheer exuberance of kindness, will try to bury the poet with warm and lovely human trivialities. It will even ask him to autograph books.

Christopher Morley

Autograph Quotes #1017270
#92. I did ask Matt Damon for his autograph - and I got a picture, too!

Vanessa Hudgens

Autograph Quotes #1020712
#93. A fan can only go as far as you let them. I've seen crazy things like girls having me autograph their body and then they go get it tattooed. I guess that's too far, but it's cool with me.

Kirko Bangz

Autograph Quotes #1029480
#94. Somebody wanted me to autograph her breast and I kindly refused. She was in college. I thought maybe I shouldn't do that.

Matt Czuchry

Autograph Quotes #1040419
#95. Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.

Marlo Thomas

Autograph Quotes #1043341
#96. I never refused an autograph, never refused to buy someone a drink. Now I'm learning to say I've got other things on, instead of doing it and wondering why.

Paul Gascoigne

Autograph Quotes #1065429
#97. Autograph-hunting is the most unattractive manifestation of sex-starved curiosity.

Laurence Olivier

Autograph Quotes #1089020
#98. I enjoy doing autograph sessions because I'm a people-watcher. I'm the guy in the airport who likes to just sit and watch people go by. So I enjoy just meeting people and hearing their stories.

Joey Logano

Autograph Quotes #1094898
#99. There's nothing more satisfying than seeing a happy and smiling child. I always help in any way I can, even if it's just by signing an autograph. A child's smile is worth more than all the money in the world.

Lionel Messi

Autograph Quotes #1125627
#100. The difference between a signature and an autograph is that the second one has higher face value on a plain paper than the first one even on a cheque.

Vikrmn

Autograph Quotes #1159545

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