Best Autograph Quotes

#1. It's rare that I turn down a photo or autograph, because these are the people that support me, so why not support them. I love it and I invite it. I love what I do and the whole 'celebrity' life and all that.

Lance Gross

#2. My father sang well, and he was a handsome man. When he walked down the street, people sometimes mistook him for Cary Grant and asked for his autograph.

Alan Alda

#3. The same people that tell me what I ought to have is the same people asking for an autograph.

Kanye West

#4. I'm such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I've been up against, you'd want my autograph. I'm a real life superhero.

Crystal Woods

#5. A fan would get an autograph and that was that. If we didn't tour again for five years, we wouldn't remember them.

Joe Elliott

#6. Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough.

J.K. Rowling

#7. I will never reject an autograph, hug or photo. I was also a fan of football.

Cristiano Ronaldo

#8. My first record had just broken, and these guys wanted my autograph. I thought, Oh, god, they recognize me. Turns out they thought I was Heidi Fleiss.

Sheryl Crow

#9. I was born Maurice Joseph Micklewhite. Imagine signing that autograph! You'd get a broken arm. So I changed my name to Michael Caine after Humphrey Bogart's 'The Caine Mutiny,' which was playing in the theater across from the telephone booth where I learned that I'd gotten my first TV job.

Michael Caine

#10. Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.

Zach Braff

#11. Witnessing the Vette's demise, the way Rick felt, there wasn't a king on Earth who he would bow to. No religious figure whose hand he'd kiss. No icon of history he'd worship. No one whose autograph he'd seek. He was becoming a legend, and he was alive to feel it happen.

Rich Hoffman

#12. I don't sign autographs when I'm out for a meal or out with my kids. I think that's rude and disrespectful. I would never ask anyone for an autograph while they were eating dinner; that's what I was taught by my parents.

Tim Howard

#13. I didn't notice him coming, but he didn't seem to be looking for an autograph signature

George Harrison

#14. You are a success and nothing will stop your shining!

Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

#15. I've signed autographs as Natalie Portman. I was at a Film Festival party where someone asked if I was her, and I didn't want to embarrass them, so I signed the autograph as her. I hope she doesn't mind.

Liane Balaban

#16. A presentation copy ... is a copy of a book whoch does not sell, sent you by the author, with his foolish autograph at the beginning of it; for which, if a stranger, he only demands your friendship; if a brother author, he expects from you a book of yours, which does not sell, in return.

Charles Lamb

#17. The "Dazed" fans are the best! "Dazed" fans never even want an autograph or nothin'.

Matthew McConaughey

#18. If there was somebody I wanted to meet, I'd like to be able to get their autograph.

Katie Price

#19. I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.

Prince William

#20. Success is when your signature becomes an autograph.

Abdul Kalam

#21. I truly respect the people who are working. If they want an autograph from Patti LaBelle, they are going to get it. I have never separated myself from them. I never think you are better than the next one.

Patti LaBelle

#22. I autograph a lot of body parts of intoxicated people. And lots of shoes. And I signed a diaper once!

Carrie Underwood

#23. When people come up to me and ask for a photo, ask for an autograph, I'm like 'Me? Are you sure?' I don't consider myself to be a public figure. I just happen to be.

Ryan Potter

#24. When we were at the Apollo, Holiday was a block away. I asked her for her autograph.

Ella Fitzgerald

#25. E'en Beauty mourns in her decaying bower,
That Time upon her angel brow should set
His crooked autograph, and mar the jet
Of glossy locks. Lo! how her chaplet green,
The hoar frost and the canker worm destroy.
Decay's dull film obscures those matchless eyes.

Isaac McLellan

#26. It's not that I lead this oblivious life where I think I've got such a great personality that people want to spend time with me. If someone has a poster of you or asks for your autograph, clearly you can't take them out on a date. It's not that interesting if someone is just interested in you.

George Clooney

#27. When I'm on the road with concerts, people ask me to autograph my CDs, but more and more they come up with the cookbooks.

Mandy Patinkin

#28. Would you like an autograph?" In spit, on my thigh.

Alexis Wilder

#29. It's incredible when I'm out in these towns. I have people telling me they were waiting for hours just to meet me and get my autograph. I feel so guilty. I always feel like I have to give them more than just Kato Kaelin.

Kato Kaelin

#30. I have never in my whole life asked for an autograph. It seems a little ... unnecessary.

Jack White

#31. They want a lip print for their autograph books. I'm a sport; I go along.

Cleo Moore

#32. When I was a teenager, my idol was the Dutch footballer Johan Cruyff. He's the only person I've ever asked for an autograph.

Ferran Adria

#33. American fans want to meet you, and they wait for that autograph by the stage door. In the UK, it doesn't really happen that much.

Jessie Ware

#34. I never refused autograph seekers, unless they were old enough to look like collection agents.

Joe Pepitone