Riki Lindhome Quotes

#1. If you're trying to be an actor, sometimes you get lucky, and you end up on 'The Office', but if you don't, and you know that you have something to say, it's really, really fortunate to be able to get to write and star in your own comedy.

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#2. It's great to get to make something in your own voice.

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#3. If you text someone, and you just get an emoticon back, it's over.

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#4. That's the dating world. You just keep losing. Everyone does.

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#5. Rich people are so eccentric, and I don't think people really realize. Especially by the turn of the century, they were living like rappers, and there was no income tax. They are some of the most fascinating people, and I am endlessly fascinated.

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#6. Sometimes I find myself in this super-raw place onstage where I'm like, 'Maybe that's not the best thing. Maybe I need to shut down a little.'

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#7. The biggest trap that all performers and writers find is that when something really crazy, really bad happens, your mind immediately goes to, 'Can I write about this?' - which is good and bad.

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#8. I think my parents wanted me to be whatever I wanted to be. But I do remember them - when I first moved out to L.A. - sending me applications to grad school for teaching.

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#9. Recording is just a lengthy process, so to have to record before every professional video, that's where a real time drain comes in.

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#10. It's really hard to name a band.

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#11. The only autograph I ever got, which I do not have anymore, was Matthew Fox when he was on 'Party Of Five.' I was in high school, and he came to our local amusement park, and I stood in line and got an autograph.

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#12. People who take more than 2 weeks to plan a wedding are pussies

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#13. If you believe in what you're doing, you should just do it. You'll keep getting better.

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#14. We love super-silly moments, funny moments, serious moments, weird moments.

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#15. I worked at a McDonald's inside a Walmart. It wasn't even a real McDonald's.

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#16. Beige curtains ... there's nothing wrong with them. You're not like, 'Ew, gross! Beige curtains!' You just don't notice them either way. They're just, like, fine.

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#17. Most of my friends who got shows right away are still just doing shows, and they have no need to create.

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#18. I feel like I'd be good at 'Password.' Or 'Pyramid.'

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