April Fools Limerick Quotes

#1. Sorrow spoken lends a little courage to the speaker.

Walter Wangerin Jr.

#2. He let his eyes drift shut and decided in that instant that for the rest of Emily's life, he would be her guardian angel.

Jodi Picoult

#3. I have no more pleasure in hearing a man attempting wit and failing, than in seeing a man trying to leap over a ditch and tumbling into it

Samuel Johnson

#4. I crossed my arms. "You're saying I'm not usually polite?"
He staged a sigh. "It's amazing how quickly I can regret saying something with you ... "
"I'm polite. I'm very fucking polite.

Lani Diane Rich

#5. Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy.

Bertrand Russell

#6. The middle way cannot be achieved by dividing two extremes in half.

Eric Maisel

#7. And indeed, here I am posing an idle question of my own now: which is better - cheap happiness or sublime suffering?

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#8. My particular focus at the moment is on the development of genetic algorithms and neural networks that work together to create computer architectural systems.

Frederick Lenz

#9. Foolish writers and readers are created for each other.

Horace Walpole

#10. I faced quite a few challenging times, and in front of those, I was more positive than some people not facing those conditions. I'm actually of the belief now that it is that struggle that offers you that open-hearted hope.

K'naan