April Fool Quotes

#1. April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

Ambrose Bierce

#2. By now the streets of Kalaupapa were filled with people racing for high ground - sick people crying
"Tsunami!" as nature played yet another mean trick on them, God's last best joke at their expense. It was,
after all, April Fool's Day.

Alan Brennert

#3. When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.

Alan Alda

#4. Today I asked Chloe to be my girlfriend,and she agreed. I sank my teeth into her neck and drank from her jugular in the library at lunchtime. She's agreed to join me as a vampire and she's moving in next week.
April Fool!

Tim Collins

#5. I made a 1,600 minus 800 minus 200 on the SAT, so I'm very intelligent when I speak.

Shaquille O'Neal

#6. Any fool knew that arguing with a troll was pointless.

April Adams

#7. Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey.

Nick Hornby

#8. If we were faultless we should not be so much annoyed by the defects of those with whom we associate.

Francois Fenelon

#9. For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.

Steven Wright

#10. Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.

Jay Leno

#11. I'm interested in the limits of personality, in the possibility of change, and the saving power of art. Do powerful works of art raise our consciousness to such a degree that we refrain from sliding into moral hazard? Do we take note? Or are we doomed to repetition?

Adam Ross

#12. The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.

Jeff Garlin

#13. The realization of such a thing cannot possibly be as beautiful as its imagining, of course.

Alyson Foster

#14. We postpone the finality of heartbreak by clinging to hope. Though this might be acceptable during early or transitional stages of grief, ultimately it is no way to live. We need both hands free to embrace life and accept love, and that's impossible if one hand has a death grip on the past.

Kristin Armstrong

#15. For time is inches
And the heart's changes,
Where ghost has haunted
Lost and wanted.

W. H. Auden

#16. The laws are like spiders' webs: just as spiders' webs catch the weaker creatures but let the stronger ones through, so the humble and poor are restricted by the laws, but the rich and powerful are not bound by them (Valerius Maximus Memorable Deeds and Sayings 7.2 ext. 14).

J.C. McKeown

#17. Particular bits of knowledge are nothing, because they are made up of what Dr. Robert Hutchins once called rapidly aging facts. Principles and method are everything.

James Webb Young

#18. "I call them april babies cause they fools"

Lil' Wayne

#19. Be a man! Put on a mask.

Ljupka Cvetanova