Apples Pie Quotes

#1. In the old days, if a neighbors apples fell into your yard, you worked it out over the back fence or picked them up and made pies. Today, you sue.

Lee Iacocca

#2. Enlightenment is choice.

Ilchi Lee

#3. I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.

Dov Davidoff

#4. The poor folks hate the rich folks, and the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of your folks, it's American as apple pie.

Tom Lehrer

#5. Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.

Craig Ferguson

#6. The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese!

Eugene Field

#7. That was the crux. You. Only you could work on you. Nobody could force you, and if you weren't ready, then you weren't ready, and no amount of open-armed encouragement was going to change that.

Norah Vincent

#8. Kind words toward those you daily meet, Kind words and actions right, Will make this life of ours most sweet, Turn darkness into night.

Isaac Watts

#9. I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it

Stephen Colbert

#10. Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies.

Thom Yorke

#11. Art is lunging forward without certainty about where you are going or how to get there, being open to and dependent on what luck, the paint, the typo, the dissonance, give you. Without art you're stuck with yourself as you are and life as you think life is.

Mark Vonnegut

#12. Jihad is becoming as American as apple pie and as British as afternoon tea.

Anwar Al-Awlaki

#13. God bless my soul! No apple pie.

Robert Oliver

#14. Now, in this town, you have to putter over a thing, even the slightest, a month. The powers that evolved the cabbage apple-pie in the morning, and executed it in the evening, are here unknown quantities.

Susan Hale

#15. People might love themselves with the most entire and unbounded affection, and yet be extremely miserable.

Joseph Butler

#16. If music be the food of love, get me a supersized big mac, chips, two apple pies and a large milkshake.

Oscar Wilde

#17. The one snack I really love is YoCrunch yogurt. It's like an apple pie in a cup! You have your apples on the bottom, your yogurt in the middle, and piecrust crumbs on top.

Gabby Douglas

#18. Thy breath is like the steame of apple-pyes.

Robert Greene

#19. He came obediently, wailing, that slow hoarse sound that ships make, that seems to begin before the sound itself has started, seems to cease before the sound itself has stopped.

William Faulkner

#20. The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that's when I first started using verbs.

Steve Martin

#21. When we speak quietly one to another things somehow get settled.

Gordon B. Hinckley

#22. The fulfillment of desire does not necessarily make you happy because there is a satiation factor. You can get some apple pie and eat it. If this is what makes you happy, why not eat ten?

Frederick Lenz

#23. YA heroines can choose to have sex & they can choose not to without either decision becoming the focus of their story.

Celine Kiernan

#24. If you sent me to cover a pie-baking contest on Mother's Day, I'm going to ask dear old Mom why she used artificial sweetener or stole the apples!

Sam Donaldson

#25. AOL has a great collection of brands, and the question is, 'Can they innovate and scale their business?' And those are very challenging things to do. But I think they are well positioned to grow.

Jason Calacanis

#26. Mama was a natural cook. At harvest time, she would whip up a noontime dinner for the men in the field: fried chicken with milk gravy, ham, mashed potatoes, lima beans, field peas, corn, slaw, sliced tomatoes, fried apples, biscuits, and peach pie.

Bobbie Ann Mason

#27. A literally perfect style should conceal itself so completely behind what it expresses that it goes unnoticed.

Julien Torma

#28. Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them on a table. Study them.

Paul Prudhomme

#29. Treat all economic questions from the viewpoint of the consumer, for the interests of the consumer are the interests of the human race.

Frederic Bastiat

#30. I ate a slice of humble pie, and it tasted like apples.

Jarod Kintz