Aib Funny Quotes

#1. My life has never felt more complicated, but this is a complication that I'd rather exist than not have at all.

Krista Ritchie

#2. May the Great Mystery continue to guide and protect the paths of you and your loved ones.

Russell Means

#3. He tried not to love that she could recite scenes from Ghostbusters, that she liked kung fu movies and could name all of the original X-Men - because those seemed like reasons a guy would fall for a girl in a Kevin Smith movie.

Rainbow Rowell

#4. Atheists are my brothers and sisters of a different faith, and every word they speak speaks of faith. Like me, they go as far as the legs of reason will carry them
and then they leap.

Yann Martel

#5. I have died and gone to the land of bad novels.

Gail Carriger

#6. You'll piss when you can't whistle,

Richard Zacks

#7. The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views.

Janeane Garofalo

#8. I don't trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if I went back there, it's possible that I could be run through their system, their judicial system, and wind up in some county jail where I could be killed and I'm not gonna take that chance.

Randy Quaid

#9. I've never been convinced that experience is linear, circular, or even random. It just is. I try to put it in some kind of order to extract meaning from it, to bring meaning to it.

Toni Cade Bambara

#10. Even as I think these words for the first time, the me who is my future self is remembering me thinking these words for the first time.

J. Michael Straczynski

#11. In order to succeed greatly, you have to be prepared to fail greatly. If you can't do both of them, you've got a problem.

Mike Tyson

#12. If your energy is as boundless as your ambition, total commitment may be a way of life you should seriously consider

Joyce Brothers

#13. The hope is indeed that some will experience and believe: The purpose of a number of spiritual gurus is to demonstrate to God-fearing men faux spirituality.

Criss Jami