Zapper Quotes

#1. You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

Jeff Foxworthy

#2. Please, enlighten me, Tom. What exactly did you observe?"
"That men fly to you like a bug to a zapper."
"Lovely. That's a lovely analogy. Yes, I'm a man-eater, Tom.

Fisher Amelie

#3. Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit.

Greg Gutfeld

#4. 'But it's weird, right? It's like we're a gay bug zapper and all the gays keep flocking to us because they think we're bright and shiny, but all I want to do is electrocute most of them because they annoy the crap out of me with their high-pitched whining.'

T.J. Klune

#5. Jealousy comes from self-love rather than from true love.

Iris Murdoch

#6. Paul is waiting ... I told you Fuck Paul. You're my Beatrice. You belong to me

Sylvain Reynard

#7. Freeze your words and actions, divert your mind and laugh for a little while! That is all it takes to tame the demon called anger!

Ravi Samuel

#8. Felicia (to Grayson) - To think Eliza truly does seem to be under the misimpression that you're capable of charm.

Jen Turano

#9. If you set out to be liked, you will accomplish nothing.

Margaret Thatcher

#10. PM Modi needs to do something about first cleaning this country of uncivilized, badly brought up kids with no regard, consideration or respect for others.

Nidhi Singh

#11. Yes, think what a lot of nonsense one can figure out with plenty of time. Brooding is the mother of ineffectiveness.

Maj Sjowall

#12. People used to complain that selling a president was like selling a bar of soap. But when you buy soap, at least you get the soap. In this campaign you just get two guys telling you they really value cleanliness.

David Brooks

#13. Hanging one scoundrel, it appears, does not deter the next. Well, what of it? The first one is at least disposed of.

H.L. Mencken

#14. I'm in love with you ... and all these little things.

One Direction