Top 30 Worst Date Ever Quotes

#1. Most people hate cell phone use on trains; I love cell phone use on trains. What do you want to do, read that report on your lap, or hear about your neighbour's worst date ever?

Liza Mundy

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#2. Gut feelings help us filter the world, and what is taste, really, but a kind of cognitive mechanism for managing sensory overload? But

Tom Vanderbilt

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#3. To ignore the unexpected (even if it were possible) would be to live without opportunity, spontaneity, and the rich moments of which "life" is made.

Stephen Covey

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#4. What I do to take care of my heart is exercise and try to eat healthy.

Martina Mcbride

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#5. The worst thing I've done on a date? Ask who her favorite serial killer is. Under a bridge. In the dark.

Anyta Sunday

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#6. I never ever wanted to change my sport ... Figure skating was my outlet, it was my breath, it was how I could live and transmit everything I was feeling and everything I had worked for and given up and all these sacrifices I'd made throughout the years. It was how I could make them all worth it.

Johnny Weir

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#7. The best teachers coach their students and the best coaches are great teachers.

Grant Teaff

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#8. Take heed of the wrath of a mighty man, and the tumult of the people.

George Herbert

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#9. The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.

Niall Horan

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#10. Why are nephrologists the worst to date? They are always getting pissed off.

Peter Rogers

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#11. If that's what you want, I'll give that to you. However, I need you to know that my heart, my mind and my soul belong to you. No one else can touch them like you because you and I both know that we are mates.

Brey King

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#12. Worst case I'll bring Rain Man here. I'll tell him it's a date.
Aha, so he's cute, then?
Tasty. And smart. Can't beat that witha stick.

Alex Adams

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#13. All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.
Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life.

Tara Janzen

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#14. Don't fuck this up, it will be the worst decision you have made to date- and holy hell, have there been a lot of bad decisions made on your part over the years.

Jay Crownover

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#15. The worst feeling is pretending you do not care about something, when really it is all you seem to think about.Do not date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl that makes your world the most beautiful.

Wiz Khalifa

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#16. The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date.

Halle Berry

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#17. I'm the worst person to tell anybody how to date.

Jenny McCarthy

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#18. On Friday night, if you want to go out on a date with your wife or your girlfriend, nothing on Netflix competes with that, right? Because you're getting out; that's what you're doing. If you don't want to put your shoes on, nothing in the cinema competes with the worst thing on Netflix.

Ted Sarandos

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#19. Maybe you'll win when hell freezes over."
He raised an eyebrow.
"That could be easily arranged.

Aimee Carter

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#20. Some people dream of having a big swimming pool. With me, it's closets

Audrey Hepburn

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#21. My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. He had never molested me, but I wanted to have a party that weekend and needed him out of the house.

Chelsea Handler

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#22. My worst date would be with someone nervous who has nothing to say. I like people who inspire me.

Tamara Mellon

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#23. Hydrogen selenide, I decided, was perhaps the worst smell in the world. But hydrogen telluride came close, was also a smell from hell. An up-to-date hell, I decided, would have not just rivers of fiery brimstone, but lakes of boiling selenium and tellurium, too.

Oliver Sacks

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#24. Fears and expectations that date back to earlier experiences of dependency, but that didn't arise during courtship or dating, are activated as commitment to the relationship increases. As a result, partners start to anticipate the worst, not the best from their relationship.

Stan Tatkin

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#25. Tuesdays are the worst. They are the spoiled leftovers of Mondays, repackaged with a new expiry date.

Sorin Suciu

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#26. Aggression only breeds more aggression. It only creates more fear and anger.

Margaret J. Wheatley

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#27. The most effective prayers are usually the simple prayers.

Joyce Meyer

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#28. Turning consciously from evil to faith did not always bring immediate awareness of how to please God

John Charles Pollock

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#29. That was the worst date I ever had. And we. Are so. Over.

C.J. Daugherty

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#30. Some of the most disagreeable people I know are the most ladylike.

Gail Carriger

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