Workout Humor Quotes

#1. Sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It's why new workout clothes make you feel like you want to work out.

Alice Clayton

#2. So did I enjoy working with my fair share of gay people? You bet

J.D. Holmes

#3. I'm not leaving. I don't care if it takes you a lifetime. I'm not giving up.

E.L. Montes

#4. Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE

A.O. Storm

#5. But Maine is a special place: there's something about untold acres of natural beauty in concert with an underachieving public school system that leads to deviations from the customary and commonsensical.

William Giraldi

#6. Heaven wasn't perfect.

Alice Sebold

#7. Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.

Al Yankovic

#8. At his words, the good butterflies trounced the bad butterflies and the bad ones retreated to Siberia.

Kristen Ashley

#9. The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.

Jack LaLanne

#10. It seemed to me that these months of watching and listening, second-guessing words and phrases, seeking so much that was new, had somehow changed me.

Sara Sheridan

#11. Nobody, man or woman, has ever wrecked a good marriage.

Jimmy Dean

#12. Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

J. Paul Getty

#13. Women will not simply be mainstreamed into the polluted stream. Women are changing the stream, making it clean and green and safe for all - every gender, race, creed, sexual orientation, age, and ability.

Bella Abzug

#14. Sports were supposed to be a reflection of life, a life lesson, a test of endurance and strength, a great preparation for the real world.

Harlan Coben

#15. We must remember that there's more than one story and plot in every novel. There are at least as many stories as there are main characters, and each of these stories has to have multiple plots to keep it going - blood and bone, nerve and tissue, forgotten longing and unknown events.

Walter Mosley

#16. I do think he hated him as one man will hate another who draws off the affection of a beloved.

Geraldine Brooks

#17. Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.

Jimmy Carr

#18. The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends.

Peter Ustinov