Wordsmith Funny Quotes

#1. ... Pfiffikus, whose vulgarity made Rosa Hubermann look like a wordsmith and a saint.

Markus Zusak

#2. Reality is, you have to work harder the older you get.

Matt Hasselbeck

#3. Don't make me out to be an artist. I am an engineer. I am after the facts, only the facts.

Harold Eugene Edgerton

#4. Meetings had never been her strong suit. She felt like she was playing an away game whenever she sat down in a conference room. Her awareness of this got in the way and turned into a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Neal Stephenson

#5. Good food depends almost entirely on good ingredients.

Alice Waters

#6. A few years ago I switched to an entirely different kind of New Year's resolution. Instead of vowing to improve, I pledge to do a better job of accepting my bad habits - to stop worrying about failing to be the person I used to imagine I could be.

Mel White

#7. If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.

Bette Midler

#8. I want to be that guy you can't ever take out of your head, Rachel. The one you've been waiting for. I want you to have eyes just for me and smile just for me and a tone of voice only I will hear.

Katy Evans