Witty Morning Quotes

#1. I worked as a telemarketer for an SAT-prep company. That was the worst of it, because I had to call people in post-Katrina New Orleans and offer them this very, very expensive SAT class. And I'm not even a good salesman.

Kate McKinnon

#2. A cheerful music is a powerful light for the shadows of sorrow!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#3. We can neither heal nor build if, on the one hand the rich in our society see the poor as hordes of irritants or if on the other hand the poor sit back, expecting charity. All of us must take responsibility for the upliftment of our conditions, prepared to give our best to the benefit of all

Nelson Mandela

#4. The supply-side effect of a restrictive monetary policy is likely to be perverse, in that high interest rates enter into costs and thus exert inflationary pressure.

William Vickrey

#5. You know you're on stage being the life of the party and trying to get laughs, and then, in a lot of ways, you don't have anything to give once you give it to the people.

Artie Lange

#6. Scotland is a soggy sort it place, where birds and animals walk around uncooked

Peedie William

#7. The GP, who she called immediately, fingers shaking as she dialled, exclaimed with joy. She didn't thinkdoctors were supposed to do that - register an emotional reaction to an outcome.

Elizabeth Noble

#8. A grieving woman could sit alone on a jetty in the early morning. But not with a book in her hands.

Pia Juul

#9. It's not possible to try too hard Elliott. Truth is, every girl deserves someone who tries hard.

Fisher Amelie

#10. Death is going to die.

Philip Pullman

#11. Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives. The English reading public explains the reason why.

James Joyce

#12. Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in; fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well! It must have been made to have me in it!

Douglas Adams

#13. I said all the wrong things. Except when I was busy saying all the mean ones and in the end I hated everybody and everything.

Augusten Burroughs

#14. Murder is illegal, but if you take a picture of it you may get your name in a magazine or maybe win a Pulitzer Prize. However, sex is legal, but if you take a picture of that act, you can go to jail.

Larry Flynt

#15. The present generation, wearied by its chimerical efforts, relapses into complete indolence. Its condition is that of a man who has only fallen asleep towards morning: first of all come great dreams, then a feeling of laziness, and finally a witty or clever excuse for remaining in bed.

Soren Kierkegaard

#16. I've reached an unexpected point in my life where I no longer have the passion that I once did for the company, for the games and for the challenge of creation,

Greg Zeschuk

#17. We offer love to our customers. And in return, we receive the finest smiles. And even if we cannot return their affection, at least we can offer a rose.

Bisco Hatori