Sardonically Witty Quotes

#1. But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey.

Albert Einstein

#2. We're doing fine. The fire is no closer today than it was yesterday or the day before. They expected or feared very high winds last night, and they didn't get them.

Bill Taylor

#3. You can never trust the heart of another?

Matthew Skelton

#4. (As a novelist, he was a little fussy about chronological order, a tad old-fashioned.)

John Irving

#5. I wish she would grow up. She wasted all her school time wanting to be the age she is now, and she'll waste all the rest of her life trying to stay that age. He whole idea is to race on to the silliest time of one's life as quick as she can and then stop there as long as she can.

C.S. Lewis

#6. an idea is a combination of other ideas.

Scott Berkun

#7. Trees are much like human beings and enjoy each other's company. Only a few love to be alone.

Jens Jensen

#8. I think about other things while she describes her recent past: air, water, sky, time, a moment, a point somewhere when I wanted to show her everything beautiful in the world.

Bret Easton Ellis

#9. It seems to me so shocking to see the precious hours of a man's life - the priceless moments that will never come back to him again - being wasted in a mere brutish sleep.

Jerome K. Jerome