Witty Comeback Quotes

#1. I'm trying to think of a witty comeback, when Boggs says brusquely, "Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear." I decide to go ahead and like Boggs.

Suzanne Collins

#2. You flunked out of Being a Human 101 but aced Assholery III? The sarcastic sneer on her lovely lips was sexy as fuck and I couldn't help laughing at the witty comeback.

Raine Miller

#3. Curran grinned and my heart made a little jump. I didn't expect that.
"That's it? That's your witty comeback?"
"Yep." Eloquence 'R' Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic - safer that way.

Ilona Andrews

#4. That calls for a witty comeback.
"Whatever," I say.

Susan Ee

#5. There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden's brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload.

Courtney Kirchoff

#6. A chat
With the Grim Reaper
should be enough to scare
away any thought of relapse.
Wish it were that easy,
but not even days conversing
with death can disintegrate
the claws of addiction.

Ellen Hopkins

#7. Belief in the Law of Small Numbers.

Daniel Kahneman

#8. You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

Terry Pratchett

#9. Life is good, after all ... and that's what stays with me, even now, even when I'm about to be packed off to Poland.

Etty Hillesum

#10. Ranta: Let's just pray that she actually is a tsundere... Though, if she were a tsundere, obviously, the one she'd go dere for is me, you know? That's kind of... not so bad, I guess?

Moguzo: O-Obviously, she wouldn't go dere for Ranta, I think...

Ranta: Oh, shut up, Moguzo!

Ao Jyumonji

#11. Bible: Various portions of it, when properly interpreted, contain a code of behaviour which many men consider best suited to the ultimate happiness of mankind.

Isaac Asimov

#12. It is a mistake to speak of a bad choice in love, since as soon as there is a choice it can only be a bad one.

Marcel Proust

#13. It [space] was just so incredibly adventurous and exciting to me. I just thought there was no doubt in my mind that is what I want to do when I grow up.

Rick Husband

#14. Housing activity will remain healthy for some time to come.

David Lereah

#15. So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.'

Tim Vine

#16. And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!

Susan Kay

#17. It's not what your reproductive organs do that counts, it's what your mind intends before that moment.

Sheri S. Tepper

#18. It is one of the more striking generalizations of biochemistry - which surprisingly is hardly ever mentioned in the biochemical textbooks - that the twenty amino acids and the four bases, are, with minor reservations, the same throughout Nature.

Francis Crick

#19. Flowers are happy things.

P.G. Wodehouse