Witty And Sarcastic Quotes

#1. I didn't even realize I was writing songs - I thought I was just being witty and sarcastic.

Halsey

#2. There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden's brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload.

Courtney Kirchoff

#3. Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.

Susan Lendroth

#4. You flunked out of Being a Human 101 but aced Assholery III? The sarcastic sneer on her lovely lips was sexy as fuck and I couldn't help laughing at the witty comeback.

Raine Miller

#5. Gankis lifted an arm to point at the distant shale cliffs. "And in the face of it there were thousands of little holes, little what-you-call-'ems ... "
"Alcoves," Kennit supplied in an almost dreamy voice. "I call them alcoves, Gankis. As would you, if you could speak your own mother tongue.

Robin Hobb

#6. Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

George Carlin

#7. Unsettling, like seeing Stalin on a skateboard.

David Nicholls

#8. The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience.

David C. Holley

#9. Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats.

Rucy Ban

#10. We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.

George Carlin

#11. Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.

Candace C. Bowen

#12. Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying.

Mae West