Wiper'll Quotes

#1. If you wanna dance, a windshield wiper'll do it-all you need is a beat.

Artie Shaw

#2. Jack, you've debauched my sloth.

Patrick O'Brian

#3. Am I the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it's raining? Like I gotta watch other cars to make sure I'm not being too dramatic.

Unknown

#4. It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese puppy.

P.G. Wodehouse

#5. He was Gully Foyle, the oiler, wiper, bunkerman; too easy for trouble, too slow for fun, too empty for friendship, too lazy for love.

Alfred Bester

#6. It is here that love is to be found - not hidden away in corners but in the midst of occasions of sin.

Tiffany Reisz

#7. Dance music-as I keep saying, you can dance to a windshield wiper ... a windshield wiper that's fairly steady gives you a beat and all you need is an out-of-tune playing 'Melancholy Baby' and you've got dance music.

Artie Shaw

#8. Our perception of space-time can be thought of in terms of event coordinates relative to our current state of consciousness.

Wayne Gerard Trotman

#9. I'm not trying to change the world. I'm trying to stop the world from changing me.

Ammon Hennacy

#10. People are so like their first mother Eve: what they are given doesn't take their fancy. The serpent is forever enticing them to come to him, to the tree of mystery. They must have the forbidden fruit, or paradise will not be paradise for them.

Alexander Pushkin

#11. Hostel is one phase in a man's life that teaches him what Indian mothers fail to teach their children despite the use of potential weapons like rolling pin,broom stick, wiper so on and henceforth. Who knows if you are luckier, you might just experience your bachelorhood as a paying guest.

Parul Wadhwa

#12. One of the nice things about time, Crowley always said, was that it was steadily taking him further away from the fourteenth century.

Jill Thompson

#13. Every person who has ever lived has lived an unbroken succession of unique occasions.

Thornton Wilder

#14. Tail wagging like a windscreen wiper in a downpour.

Louisa Bennet

#15. I used to sit in front of my father's Jag, watching the raindrops run their kamikaze suicide missions from one edge of the windshield to the wiper blade.

Jodi Picoult

#16. Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

Auliq Ice

#17. I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range - it was essentially a golf cart with a windshield wiper and a horn.

Ed Begley Jr.

#18. Now I'm on the rise, doin' business with my guys. Visions realize, music [your craft] affected lives. A gift from the skies, to be recognized, I'm keeping my eye on the people, that's the prize

Common

#19. That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.

Denise Tompkins

#20. The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.

Neil Pasricha

#21. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Graham Chapman

#22. How important are the visual arts in our society? I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast and incalculable importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art.

Kermit The Frog