Windshield Wiper Quotes

#1. That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.

Denise Tompkins

#2. I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range - it was essentially a golf cart with a windshield wiper and a horn.

Ed Begley Jr.

#3. Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

Auliq Ice

#4. If you wanna dance, a windshield wiper'll do it-all you need is a beat.

Artie Shaw

#5. Dance music-as I keep saying, you can dance to a windshield wiper ... a windshield wiper that's fairly steady gives you a beat and all you need is an out-of-tune playing 'Melancholy Baby' and you've got dance music.

Artie Shaw

#6. Am I the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it's raining? Like I gotta watch other cars to make sure I'm not being too dramatic.

Unknown

#7. I think the government should do everything they possibly can to, to bring this crisis to an end; and that means going after BP, enforcing the laws that are on the books, and restoring the gulf to its original condition.

John Boehner

#8. I tell them I have worked 40 years to make the W.S. platform broad enough for Atheists and Agnostics to stand upon, and now if need be I will fight the next 40 to keep it Catholic enough to permit the straightest Orthodox religionist to speak or pray and count her beads upon. (on women's suffrage)

Susan B. Anthony

#9. Some secrets should never turn into confessions. I know that better than anyone.

Colleen Hoover

#10. There are as many mediocrities exalted through pity as masters decried through envy.

Honore De Balzac

#11. I used to sit in front of my father's Jag, watching the raindrops run their kamikaze suicide missions from one edge of the windshield to the wiper blade.

Jodi Picoult

#12. She'd learned now that the only way to write a list was to finish with something you actually wanted to do.

Harriet Evans

#13. A stochastic process is about the results of convolving probabilities-which is just what management is about, as well.

Anthony Stafford Beer

#14. Ninety percent of the people I've worked with who are disruptive or lazy or unskilled or addicts or likely to throw a tantrum are men. Ninety percent of the ones who get called "difficult" are women.

Anna Kendrick

#15. Touch is more important than arm strength. You want to really allow the receiver to run underneath the throw. It'll give you a little margin for error if you undershoot it a bit.

Aaron Rodgers

#16. Will you stop being cute? Your nose is smudging the window. My god, you're worse than a puppy,

C.L.Stone