Wiper Quotes

#1. That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.

Denise Tompkins

#2. Am I the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it's raining? Like I gotta watch other cars to make sure I'm not being too dramatic.

Unknown

#3. It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese puppy.

P.G. Wodehouse

#4. He was Gully Foyle, the oiler, wiper, bunkerman; too easy for trouble, too slow for fun, too empty for friendship, too lazy for love.

Alfred Bester

#5. Dance music-as I keep saying, you can dance to a windshield wiper ... a windshield wiper that's fairly steady gives you a beat and all you need is an out-of-tune playing 'Melancholy Baby' and you've got dance music.

Artie Shaw

#6. If you wanna dance, a windshield wiper'll do it-all you need is a beat.

Artie Shaw

#7. Hostel is one phase in a man's life that teaches him what Indian mothers fail to teach their children despite the use of potential weapons like rolling pin,broom stick, wiper so on and henceforth. Who knows if you are luckier, you might just experience your bachelorhood as a paying guest.

Parul Wadhwa

#8. Tail wagging like a windscreen wiper in a downpour.

Louisa Bennet

#9. I used to sit in front of my father's Jag, watching the raindrops run their kamikaze suicide missions from one edge of the windshield to the wiper blade.

Jodi Picoult

#10. Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

Auliq Ice

#11. I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range - it was essentially a golf cart with a windshield wiper and a horn.

Ed Begley Jr.

#12. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Graham Chapman

#13. I'm not the kind of actor that would know what my character had for breakfast last Tuesday.

Liam Neeson

#14. I just can't help but see things differently.

Kylie Minogue

#15. But on the other hand government takes away a certain amount of liberty and in some countries it takes away all of liberty. And it will, everywhere, if people who fight government do not fight government any longer.

William Kunstler

#16. I wasn't blessed with this unique talent for nothing. I have to put it on display. The game hasn't retired me. When I went through all of my struggles, I became a champion right then. Now I just have to walk through my destiny.

Antonio Tarver

#17. We never expected the show to be this great. We think it is successful because kids can identify.

Thuy Trang

#18. It is my duty to help them solve the mysteries in their lives. That is what I am called to do.

Alexander McCall Smith

#19. Palmer was the big gun as far as getting the tour to where it is today. He was the most charismatic player ever. He did everything the public wanted him to do.

Gene Littler

#20. I always believed if you take care of your body it will take care of you

Ted Lindsay