Wife's Birthday Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 26 famous quotes and sayings about wife's birthday to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 26 Wife's Birthday Quotes

#1. Just short of my 40th birthday, I told my wife, Beth, I was going to build us a little weekend place in ... well, in the uh, Southern Hemisphere. The deep Southern Hemisphere, actually. New Zealand, maybe. Or Argentina. Possibly Chile. She suggested medication. - Author: Patrick Symmes
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#2. I've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch. It would say Your wife's birthday is August 2nd, your anniversary is September 18th, don't let Ron White drive your car again. - Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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#3. Until this movie I have played a boxer, a cowboy, a knight, a prince, an elf and a pirate. I am so glad to have done all of that already, and am ready for this phase of my career. - Author: Orlando Bloom
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#4. I know that I'm a quirky guy, to say the least. I don't know how easy I am to cast for a network. It hasn't been because I haven't tried. But am I dying to be on a TV show? No. - Author: Elias Koteas
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#5. My wife always knows exactly," he said. There was a bit of tobacco on his wet lip. "But that's probably because she only lets me do it twice a year, Valentine's and my birthday, so it's not hard to figure." He stepped out the door and then turned to say, "I got two kids born in - Author: Alice McDermott
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#6. I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' - Author: Larry David
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#7. Being a teenager isn't all that different from being part of someone else's story. There's always someone who thinks they know better than you do - Author: Jodi Picoult
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#8. Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves. - Author: Bill Shankly
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#9. This would be a perfect day if Ray were here with us, but he's not far away. He's doing well, and I know he'd like to enjoy yourself, Ana. To all of you, thank you for coming to share my beautiful wife's birthday, the first of many to come. Happy birthday, my love. - Christian Grey - Author: E.L. James
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#10. Then there is a still higher type of courage - the courage to brave pain, to live with it, to never let others know of it and to still find joy in life; to wake up in the morning with an enthusiasm for the day ahead. - Author: Howard Cosell
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#11. Sixty years is cause enough to sing
In celebration of a gentle life!
To the mother and the wife,
Taking pleasure in what love might bring,
Yearning for what's worth the treasuring. - Author: Nick Gordon
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#12. I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it. - Author: Willie Geist
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#13. It's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a divorce." I said: "I wasn't planning on spending that much." - Author: Frank Carson
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#14. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. - Author: Erma Bombeck
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#15. I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday. - Author: Cathy Guisewite
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#16. I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that I was having for my ex-wife, Leigh Taylor-Young. - Author: Ryan O'Neal
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#17. I timed my previous wife's pregnancy to the moment to have my son born on Bob Dylan's 50th birthday. There is no bigger Bob Dylan fan than me. You don't just time the day and impregnate your wife to get your kid to be born on Bob Dylan's 50th birthday. - Author: Charlie Trotter
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#18. Thenardier had just passed his fiftieth birthday; Madame Thenardier was approaching her forties, which is equivalent to fifty in a woman; so that there existed a balance of age between husband and wife. - Author: Victor Hugo
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#19. I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.
Visiting Kathy's grave was the less dramatic of the two. - Author: John Scalzi
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#20. On every birthday, I ask my wife, 'What would you like this year?' and her instant reply is, 'Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!' I'm always living in hope that one day she'll say she just wants me! - Author: Akshay Kumar
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#21. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once ... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Author: Henny Youngman
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#22. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - Author: E. Joseph Cossman
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#23. It is the government's strong desire to empower this fabric, this social fabric of our society where faith-based programs large and small feel empowered, encouraged, and welcomed into changing lives. - Author: George W. Bush
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#24. Inside I feel much like a 12-year-old or a 17-year-old who knows big words. - Author: Tim O'Brien
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#25. It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years. - Author: Robert Orben
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#26. With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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