Wife Nagging Quotes

#1. The weather's cold. My club's bad. My knee hurts. I can't putt no more. I'm off my diet. My wife is nagging me. Other than that, everything's great.

Don Zimmer

#2. This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this?

John Corwin

#3. When I wake up at 5 in the morning is it just to jog? Definitely not, I give it all of my efforts.

Haile Gebrselassie

#4. Being brave isnt supposed to be easy, but its the key to moving forward.

Sam Berns

#5. The only real failure is the failure to try, and the measure of success is how we cope with disappointment.

Deborah Moggach

#6. Always follow your dreams. Never give up. If you have a thought in your mind write it down. If you have a desire in your heart to write, then write. Tell your story. Make a difference. Touch someone's heart.

S. Sloan

#7. If artificial selection can make such major changes in so short a period of time, what must natural selection, working over billions of years, be capable of? The answer is all the beauty and diversity of the biological world. Evolution is a fact, not a theory.

Carl Sagan

#8. I'm not that kind of wife who would say, 'Learn this' or 'Learn that.' I'm not a nagging wife.

Melania Trump

#9. Now, when I came on to Washington to begin my job, I was so interested in photography at that time that I really would have preferred to work with Stryker than with my department, which was more artistic if you wish.

Ben Shahn

#10. Great leaders gain authority by giving it away.

James Stockdale

#11. My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

Tom Arnold

#12. It seems like if you are not painted up special way or have some tailor made outfit to put on to go out on stage ... I don't know ... there's too much of it out there.

Phil Anselmo

#13. The Church [in the 14th century] gave ceremony and dignity to lives that had little of either. It was the source of beauty and art to which all had some access and which many helped to create.

Barbara Tuchman

#14. 24 Better to live on the corner of a roof than to share a house with a nagging wife.

Anonymous

#15. And it was suddenly very simple: There was no choice.

Jojo Moyes

#16. I hope my child will be a good Catholic like me.

Madonna Ciccone

#17. Fear the soldier who stammers, for he is very fast at pulling the triger.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#18. I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.

Carroll Bryant

#19. Show me 12 drunkards and I will show you 12 nagging wives.

Charles Spurgeon

#20. Man's task is simple. He should cease letting his existence be a thoughtless accident.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#21. All men are liars. All women are liars, too.

Ilona Andrews

#22. What could have John Edwards' motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably nagging him a lot about doing this, and he found somebody that did something with her mouth other than talk.

Rush Limbaugh