Whiskey's Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 100 Whiskey's Quotes

#1. He's Loren Hale. Ice and whiskey. Powerful and intoxicating. - Author: Krista Ritchie
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#2. Don't go taking that gospel stuff seriously. It's nice to clean you out now and then, but it ain't for real. It's like bad whiskey. Run through you fast and leave you with pain. - Author: Dorothy Allison
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#3. Here's to the future, he said and lifted the glass to his mouth. There was a lump of regret stuck in his throat as he spoke the words, but he washed it down with the whiskey. - Author: Bette Lee Crosby
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#4. It isn't the whiskey they choose, it's the image. - Author: David Ogilvy
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#5. The thing I like about Irish whiskey is that the more you drink the smoother it goes down. Of course that's probably true of antifreeze as well, but illusion is nearly all we have. - Author: Robert B. Parker
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#6. So how do you feel about it?" "I'm not upset, but my mom was crying and it's the first time I've ever seen her cry. Dad always wanted whiskey poured on his grave, so my brother said, 'I just hope he doesn't mind me filtering it through my bladder first.'" Mystery - Author: Neil Strauss
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#7. My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes ... now it's snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the whiskey, though. - Author: Pink
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#8. And there's nothing wrong with spinsters, anyway. They have nice cats and little bowls full of candy. Mrs. Bailey and Mrs. Newitz are the kindest ladies you'll ever meet, and they have nips of whiskey in their tea like cowboys. - Author: Catherynne M Valente
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#9. Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer ... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit! - Author: Drew Carey
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#10. A wet cigarette butt clung to my cheek like a mashed cockroach. I could smell whiskey and beer in my clothes and Gable's blood on my knuckles and I swore I could taste whiskey surging out of my stomach into my throat, like an old friend who has come back in a time of need. - Author: James Lee Burke
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#11. The radio aches a little tune that tells the story of what the night is thinking. it's thinking of love.
it's thinking of stabbing us to death and leaving our bodies in a dumpster.
that's a nice touch, stains in the night, whiskey and kisses for everyone. - Author: Richard Siken
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#12. They're a dark people with a gift for suffering way past their deserving. It's said that without whiskey to soak and soften the world, they'd kill themselves. (Irish) - Author: John Steinbeck
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#13. It's like if Ryan Gosling showed up at your door dressed like Noah from The Notebook, bearing flowers and whiskey. You'd be stupid not to take that bike for a ride. - Author: Staci Hart
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#14. Something else is hurting you -
that's why you need pot
or whiskey, or screaming music
turned so fucking loud
you can't think - Author: Charles Bukowski
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#15. When the weather's rough and it's whiskey in the rain it's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane. - Author: Tom Waits
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#16. Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes. - Author: James Stewart
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#17. I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure. - Author: Sebastian Bach
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#18. Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you were drinking one of the brown liquors - the whiskeys and such. It's a great drink to go with appetizers. - Author: Gary Shteyngart
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#19. Warm honey, a shot of raw whiskey, and a little hot puff of smoke wafted from his mouth like a fine and rare brandy being decanted. -- Chloe San Valentine from 3 WISHES - Author: Peggy Jaeger
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#20. No girl has ever had this effect on me! She's taking up so much of my attention, I'm having a hard time smoking cigarettes and drinking whiskey! - Author: James Marshall
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#21. I make my protein drink with whiskey. People think I'm crazy, but that's the way I am. I get stoned, I do my own thing. - Author: Arnold Schwarzenegger
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#22. The cat arrived with a bottle of Scotch. - Author: Christopher S. Wren
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#23. That's why I read so much. A book isn't going to hurt me. A book isn't going to form some opinion about me that could wreck my life. I learn about so many new and great things from reading. I keep to myself with a good book and a shot of whiskey and I'm right with the world. - Author: Paulette Mahurin
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#24. NO POLITICIAN COULD devote as many evenings to poker and whiskey as had Henry Clay and expect a decorous presidential campaign. - Author: Amy S. Greenberg
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#25. There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of Common Prayer. - Author: Elizabeth Gilbert
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#26. When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time. - Author: Max McGee
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#27. I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk. - Author: Claude Williams
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#28. It's Faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money. - Author: Tom T. Hall
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#29. Oh boy. Too drunk to hold on to a whiskey and Coke and the word "pretty." That's not a combination with a positive outcome. Not good at all. That's the secret password that usually leaves me trying to find a ride home in the morning. - Author: Laurie Notaro
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#30. Would you like a whiskey?' I say. 'I've got some.'
(That's original. I bet nobody's ever thought of that way of bridging the gap before.) - Author: Jean Rhys
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#31. The whiskey's aroma was his equivalent of fresh brewed coffee. 'Here's looking at you, love,' Mayne said aloud, raising the bottle to his lips.
- Author: Del James
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#32. I desperately needed to find a hotel. The Jag's seat started to sodomize me in the most peculiar ways while the country music was making the grey matter of my brain leak right out of my ears into a pool of whiskey and wine. Oh Jesus, even my brain can't stop the cheesy country metaphors. - Author: Christine Zolendz
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#33. My first thought isn't that I'm gay or that Freddie is a boy or that he's one of my best friends. His lips are lips. They're soft and they taste like pumpkin pie and whiskey. - Author: Julie Murphy
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#34. I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry. - Author: Libba Bray
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#35. I usually keep a bottle of whiskey. I'm not a big drinker, but I feel like it's important to have. - Author: Rebecca Ward
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#36. Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him. - Author: Mark Twain
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#37. Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy. - Author: Alice Cooper
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#38. I saw myself as a knight-errant ... but the damsel in distress stabbed me in the back, my sword shattered on the dragon's hide, and my grail turned out to be the bottom of a whiskey bottle. - Author: Simon R. Green
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#39. If you can't drink a lobbyist's whiskey, take his money, sleep with his women and still vote against him in the morning, you don't belong in politics. - Author: Brian Redman
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#40. Black coffee's a lot like whiskey, you know? All devil and no trimmin's. Always liked my sins pure and take it as it comes. - Author: Jack Ketchum
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#41. The second whiskey is always my favorite. From the third on, it no longer has any taste. It's just something to pour into your stomach. - Author: Haruki Murakami
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#42. When all else fails, drink some tea. Really. You'll be amazed how many problems it can solve. We like to think of it as Buddha's whiskey. - Author: Tara Cottrell
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#43. This time. The whiskey burned down Jett's throat and probably messed with his brain. The beauty of oblivion. If he couldn't find her, then that - Author: J.C. Reed
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#44. When I was a young reporter, the great vice among journalists was whiskey. Today, it's cynicism. - Author: Paul Simon
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#45. It was just so in the American Revolution, in 1776, the first delicacy the men threw overboard in Boston harbor was the tea, woman's favorite beverage. The tobacco and whiskey, though heavily taxed, they clung to with the tenacity of the devil-fish. - Author: Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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#46. The lady in the liquor store sold me a fifth of whiskey and the landlord's name without taking her eyes off the book she was reading. - Author: Andrew Cotto
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#47. Here's how I'll tell you what I think - if you see white smoke then you know I picked a new pope. And if I'm drinking a Snapple then you know I don't give a shit. - Author: Jason Jack Miller
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#48. Rage and hurt coalesce into a stone in my chest and as I take another gulp of my father's prized whiskey, I hear myself say, "Tell me about your plan. - Author: Melissa Simmons
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#49. - Shush sweet baby, I said, so tired, and mixed her gripe water with whiskey and dill weed, but it did no good, so I seen now why lullabies was all about cradles falling from trees, oh dear, when the wind blows, down will come baby, whoops too bad, but at least it's quiet. - Author: Kate Manning
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#50. Y'all drinking whiskey is probably a gregarious act. When you're not an alcoholic it's pretty fun to drink whiskey. But when you are it's a very solo ritual. It's not gregarious at all. But vice has always informed country music and all music. - Author: Ketch Secor
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#51. I like my whiskey neat and strong just as I like my women. Women who have matured in their minds and bodies; women who have faced the storms of life!

Because my life has always been about the thrill with the raging storms! - Author: Avijeet Das
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#52. Stay where you are." It's a raspy male voice. A whiskey voice or just someone who took a hit to the throat hard enough that it never healed right. There are six other guys behind him. All are armed with homemade blades, morning stars, and slings. "Who - Author: Richard Kadrey
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#53. I'm not cocky. I'm confident. It's a fine line, but there's a difference."

"Oh? And what's the difference?"

"It's simple. Confidence comes from knowing your skill and your worth while cocky attempts to cover the lack of both. - Author: D.G. Whiskey
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#54. You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy." - Author: Dave Attell
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#55. We're all Hitler inside. We're all Christ inside. I'm not keen on the idea, but it's true, isn't it? We've all got a little bit of the devil in us. - Author: Jason Jack Miller
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#56. I like horses. My grandfather had a horse named Whiskey and I got to ride it all the time. They are terrifying and beautiful. If there's a beast taking you to heaven or hell it probably looks something like a horse. - Author: Shane Warren Jones
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#57. Really? You've started drinking whiskey before lunch?" Rush wasn't giving in ...
"He's fucking your sister. Hell, anyone that stupid has to drink to stay sane," Dean said in a bored tone. - Author: Abbi Glines
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#58. To be certain you're consuming the real deal, look carefully at the label. W-h-i-s-k-e-y indicates the heavenly liquid from the Emerald Isle. Without the "e," it's from Scotland or some other godforsaken place. - Author: Rashers Tierney
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#59. Coffee, whiskey, and fishing poles. That's really all you need in life. - Author: Brandi Carlile
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#60. Politicians and music don't mix. It's like whiskey and wine. - Author: Kid Rock
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#61. A movie playing on the TV screen in front of us. Some sort of bad Tom Cruise drama. I've never liked Tom Cruise. He always reminded me of someone's creepy cousin, who smiles too big before he touches your butt and whispers something gross in your ear with hot whiskey breath. - Author: Erin McCarthy
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#62. need this." Maureen jogged in place. "Eighteen kindergartners on a sugar high. Every teacher in America should have their salaries doubled and get a bouquet of roses every freaking week. And a bottle of Landon Whiskey's gold label." "I - Author: Nora Roberts
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#63. With whiskey, the capillary bloom was more diffusely rosy than with gin and less purple than with wine. Every university dinner party was a study in blooms. - Author: Jonathan Franzen
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#64. It's a battered old suitcase to a hotel someplace, and a wound that will never heal. No prima donna, the perfume is on an old shirt that is stained with blood and whiskey. Goodnight to the street sweepers, the night watchmen flame keepers and goodnight, Matilda, too. - Author: Tom Waits
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#65. Somewhere back a whiskey or so ago I wrote that thinking was a real thing in the world, just like anything else. I mean that very literally, materially. And it's true about poems, too. - Author: Matthew Zapruder
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#66. What the hell's wrong with you? You look like you're about to have a seizure." - Hawk
"If your halo shines any brighter, it's going to permanently damage my retinas." - Jace - Author: Suzannah Daniels
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#67. He taught me the difference between a good single malt whisky and a bad one. - Author: Catherine Zeta-Jones
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#68. Curing RM is in the realm of magical pixies and talking dogs that piss whiskey. It's impossible. - Author: Dan Wells
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#69. watering holes had been packed for hours, with revelers throwing back shots of whiskey, hot toddies, and eggnog as they prepared to brave the cold for the traditional outdoor countdown. It seemed as if every city resident, young and old, - Author: Tyler Anbinder
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#70. Whenever Mary the other twenty griffins Mary had finds riders the destruction they could bring would be enormous. - Author: Whiskey Flowers
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#71. Most criminals are stupid. They creep $500,000 homes in the Garden District, load up two dozen bottles of gin, whiskey, vermouth, and Collins mix in a $2,000 Irish linen tablecloth and later drink the booze and throw the tablecloth away. - Author: James Lee Burke
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#72. Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested. - Author: Hunter S. Thompson
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#73. A taste of whiskey had changed her mood, as a touch of acid will change the color of blue litmus paper. - Author: Ross Macdonald
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#74. You taste like the last drop of whiskey
at 3 am
after a lousy day
like the first gulp of coffee on a Monday sipped behind a desk
hot and bitter
like the burning at the back of the throat
after the first cigarette
You taste, boy oh boy, like my next mistake. - Author: Malak El Halabi
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#75. I feel like, when I arrive at the hospital, I want a glass of whiskey, I want the epidural in my back and I want to get hit in the face with a baseball bat. - Author: Kristen Bell
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#76. Old but contented, the face of a man who had sipped life's vinegar and found it, by and large, to be mostly whiskey, and good whiskey at that. - Author: Neil Gaiman
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#77. Have some whiskey,there's nothing like it for clearing the head. You must expect to be thick-witted if you insist upon drinking beer. - Author: W. Somerset Maugham
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#78. Yes, it's true I once knocked out a horse. It was at a fiesta in my mother's home town of Guarare. Someone bet me a bottle of whiskey that I couldn't do it. - Author: Roberto Duran
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#79. Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink. - Author: Haruki Murakami
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#80. Truth is used to vitalize a statement rather than devitalize it. Truth implies more than a simple statement of fact. "I don't have any whiskey," may be a fact but it is not a truth. - Author: William S. Burroughs
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#81. I had been up all night with my old friend Allen Ginsberg, the poet, and we had both slid into the abyss of whiskey madness and full-bore substance abuse. It was wonderful, - Author: Hunter S. Thompson
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#82. Henry,that's how you get rid of fleas. You keep them from laying eggs. You go to war with them. - Author: Jason Jack Miller
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#83. It's Coke, my man. You really think I'm going to let you pour any more alcohol into your body tonight? - Author: Jason Jack Miller
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#84. It (a singer's voice) sounds as if it was aged in a whiskey cask, cured in an Ozarks smokehouse, dropped down a stone well, pulled out damp, and kept moist in the palm of a wicked woman's hand. - Author: Michael Perry
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#85. Chris Hillman (of the Byrds) recounts ... 'What happened to the Buffulo Springfield at the Whisky was similar to what happened to us at Ciro's ... everybody wanted to be there. It became the place to be ... a great gig.' - Author: Johnny Rogan
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#86. Whiskey and Beer are a man's worst enemies... but the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward! - Author: Zeca Pagodinho
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#87. Suggested remedy for the common cold: A good gulp of whiskey at bedtime-it's not very scientific, but it helps. - Author: Alexander Fleming
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#88. Ya got cigarettes?" she asks. "Yes," I say,
"I got cigarettes." "Matches?" she asks.
"Enough to burn Rome." "Whiskey?"
"Enough whiskey for a Mississippi River
of pain." "You drunk?" "Not yet. - Author: Charles Bukowski
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#89. Whiskey doesn't mix well with toothpaste, but I already filled the glass, and once whiskey's been let loose you have to deal with it, like love or a rabid dog. - Author: Richard Kadrey
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#90. Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. - Author: Tom T. Hall
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#91. Dewar's and water," I said. "Yes. I don't care really, but everyone at work says if you don't order by name they give you bar whiskey. - Author: Robert B. Parker
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#92. There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't. - Author: William Faulkner
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#93. Indeed, in 1794, George Washington had not only authorized sending national troops into battle against Pennsylvanians resisting the whiskey tax, he had taken to the field to lead the forces himself. Later, Andrew Jackson had acted boldly to crush South Carolina's attempt to nullify the 1832 tariff. - Author: Harold Holzer
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#94. The whiskey was going down sweet. That was what happened after a while, with no meal to assist - it had to do the food work on its own.
"There. We talked about death."
"That's talking about death? - Author: Lorrie Moore
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#95. His two great loves were hard work and hard work's reward - whiskey, when he could get it, and gin when he could not. - Author: Eleanor Catton
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#96. Oh, God," Shannon moans. "We have to boil water," I tell Kenny. "She wants Cup-a-Soup?" "No, it's to sterilize things." "What's that?" I start rummaging through my house looking for anything useful. I get a knife, scissors, salad tongs, clothespins, a bottle of whiskey. Kenny - Author: Tawni O'Dell
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#97. The Italians even have a word for the mark left on a table by a moist glass (culacino) while the Gaelic speakers of Scotland, not to be outdone, have a word for the itchiness that overcomes the upper lip just before taking a sip of whiskey. (Wouldn't they just?) It's sgriob. - Author: Bill Bryson
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#99. I'd much rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea. - Author: Carrie Bradshaw
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#100. Drinking's funny. When I look back on it, all of our important decisions have been figured out when we were drinking. Even when we talked about having to cut back on drinking, we'd be sitting at the kitchen table or out at the picnic table with a six-pack or whiskey. - Author: Raymond Carver
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