Weekend Update Quotes

#1. It is worth noting that at this time, I had been doing Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live for two full seasons. I am not recognized by anyone. Well, I am recognized by the guy who refills the soft-serve ice cream machine by the pool, but not for being on TV, just for lingering.

Tina Fey

#2. In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to.

Dennis Miller

#3. I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot of people did. When you're reaching that many people, you're not going to have everybody like you.

Kevin Nealon

#4. I block in days / nights for writing where I don't touch emails or social media.

Julia Woodman

#5. I do sense that the financial system is under the gun. In order to keep our system and economies moving globally, there's the need to extend new money.

Henry Kaufman

#6. It 's guid to be merry and wise, It 's guid to be honest and true, It 's guid to support Caledonia's cause, And bide by the buff and the blue.

Robert Burns

#7. Some have at first for wits, then poets passed, Turned critics next, and proved plain fools at last.

Alexander Pope

#8. Over the door of the library in Thebes is the inscription Medicine for the soul.

Diodorus Siculus

#9. If I die soon, don't ever say I died too young.

Doug Stanhope

#10. Harry took out his wand, murmured, "Lumos!" and a tiny light appeared at the end of it, just enough to let them watch the path for signs of spiders. "Good thinking," said Ron. "I'd light mine, too, but you know - it'd probably blow up or something. . . .

J.K. Rowling