Wear A Rubber Sayings

#1. The mobster came by my establishment and said I needed protection. "Nope," I replied, "I've already got protection." Then I showed him how I wear a rubber glove over my penis, with my shaft sliding perfectly in the pinky finger slot.

Jarod Kintz

#2. The talk shows I've done are all radio for exactly this reason: I don't want to wear a rubber mask.

Gregory Benford

#3. My feet are wet," said Mr. Dreary.
"You lack the proper gear," I said. We teetered along a trickle of land that wound between water and mud. "Here in the swamp, even the swans wear rubber boots.

Franny Billingsley

#4. Not only was it nearly impossible to hear because of these huge rubber ears we had to wear, but we also had these huge furry hands which were absolutely useless, especially if you had to scratch yourself.

Helena Bonham Carter

#5. Faith is taking the first step even when you can't see the whole staircase.

Martin Luther King Jr.

#6. The surface of learning is hearing what your ears aren't prepared to hear, and the core of learning is hearing what your ears don't want to hear.

Criss Jami

#7. Before you could actually have face-lifts, they would pull your skin around the back of your head with rubber bands, where they would tape it. And then you'd have to wear a wig over it to hide the rubber bands. It was not the most comfortable.

Rob Lowe

#8. I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.

Jim Norton

#9. One could teach knowledge. One could teach skills. One could even, she knew, teach something of the Force. But patience had to be learned alone.

Alan Dean Foster

#10. In God's eyes the church is like a family circle where each one feels the warmth of the Father's love.

Sunday Adelaja

#11. People who wave digital cameras at shows are the same people who sit in front of you at hockey games and wear those giant foam-rubber fingers that say, We're number one!'

Rob Sheffield

#12. When I have to do something fast, I wear the most unflattering rubber pants over my pants and a big easy sweater. I can get on my knees in the garden in whatever condition, and when I'm done, I can take it off, get in the car, and drive to the office. It's the most practical thing.

Dries Van Noten

#13. Those who always think of their aches can never do what it takes!-RVM

R.v.m.

#14. I would recommend if you come to Ocean Grove and you're not from around here, don't wear rubber pants, a pink shirt and a blue jacket. Leave that for Asbury Park.

Peter Noone

#15. I don't think there's a position I couldn't play on this field.

Clay Matthews III

#16. You could've just let me bleed to death and saved yourself a lot of hassel."
Cal scowled at him. "I did it for her.

Rachel Hawkins

#17. And so the wooing begins.

L.B. Simmons

#18. Come on, Kittycat, don't be a bystander.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#19. Also, I designed a pretty fascinating bracelet, where you put a rubber band around your favorite book of poems for a year, and then you take it off and wear it.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#20. Well ... I had braces and I had to wear headgear! I loved my braces, actually. For me, they were like a piece of jewelry! Instead of the silver or pewter I had gold braces. It was so much fun, I loved them. I got to change the colors and stuff and I had the rubber bands.

Jordin Sparks

#21. One bullet can really fuck up your day.

Mark Haskell Smith