Mark Haskell Smith Quotes

#1. One bullet can really fuck up your day.

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#2. I never would've thought seeing a hundred naked people around a swimming pool would have been dullsville, but it is.

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#3. What kind of world do we live in? Why are we applauding this guy's abs? I mean, no offense to Michael Phelps. We like him. But he's not smart. He hasn't invented anything or saved people's lives. He's a guy with abs, and we celebrate these abs.

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#4. The fact that, in the United States, there are people serving ten-year prison terms for growing marijuana plants in their backyards while Wall Street racketeers, who have defrauded millions of people and destroyed the global economy, walk free is a kind of bizarre hypocrisy that boggles my mind.

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#5. In our culture, we have smart people and then we have the hot people. And the hot people have all the sex, and the smart people don't.

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#6. Dislodge the cultural brainwash that makes so many people so completely miserable. I

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