Waterbed Quotes

#1. I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.

Joan Rivers

#2. Absolutely nothing was happening in my marriage. I nicknamed my waterbed, Lake Placid!

Phyllis Diller

#3. My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

Henny Youngman

#4. Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.

Phyllis Diller

#5. Today, big families are like waterbed stores; they used to be everywhere, and now they are just weird.

Jim Gaffigan

#6. While he sat there he decided he would buy a waterbed. He had always imagined owning a waterbed when he was successful, but now it struck him that getting the bed might invoke the man he wanted to become. You bought a waterbed and so became the sort of man who owned a waterbed.

Lisa Moore

#7. Oh, but my stomach, she is like a waterbed covered in flannel. When I lie on my side in bed, my stomach lies politely beside me, like a puppy.

Anne Lamott

#8. My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.

Milton Berle

#9. Do not make best friends with a melancholy sad soul. They always are heavily loaded, and you must bear half.

Francois Fenelon

#10. For the Warrior of Light there is no such thing as an impossible love. He is not intimidated by silence, indifference or rejection. He knows that, behind the mask of ice that people wear, there beats a heart of fire. Without love, he is nothing.

Paulo Coelho

#11. 8But God shows his great love for us in this way: Christ died for us while we were still sinners.

Max Lucado

#12. Most people divorce because one in the couple falls in love with someone else: it's a common cause of divorce. I still think that it's tinted - this is my opinion - with a veil of racism and American puritanism.

Isabella Rossellini

#13. Everyone here now is going to die. But really no one knows what death is really like. Maybe we just take on another part in this neverending play of life as it unfolds. There is no end to the journey.

Art Hochberg

#14. The pessimist is the man who believes things couldn't possibly be worse, to which the optimist replies: 'Oh yes they could!'

Vladimir Bukovsky

#15. All people want to be touched.

Princess Diana

#16. You're either living your dreams, or living your fears.

Les Brown

#17. i aint the sharpest knife in the drawer , but i know enough to know that if your gonna be dumb you have to be tuff... i

Jose Torres

#18. When he comes, he makes a noise deep in his throat that is so raw and animal and sexual that I think if he merely looked at me and made that noise, I might explode in an orgasm.

Karen Marie Moning