Washroom Quotes

#1. My father used to take me to the movies on Saturdays. In 1940, when I was four years old, we encountered 'Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe.' I loved it. Especially the rocket ship, which I later realized had no airlock and no washroom. But they managed to get to Mongo with it.

Jack McDevitt

#2. It made sense. But rich folk, they had a different word for the crapper. They'd call it a "commode" or a "washroom." That way, when someone asked for the crapper, they knew it was a person they needed to oppress.

Brandon Sanderson

#3. The problem with writing a book about bulimia is that whenever you go to the washroom, people think you're throwing up.

Emma Forrest

#4. This tiny habitation on wheels, with bit parts of the living room, the washroom, and the fireplace, is a pathetic admission that human life is no more than this: an attempt to feel at home while racing towards oblivion. He

Yann Martel

#5. I recently adopted for my own a good motto I saw somewhere, on a barroom mirror or possibly a washroom wall: 'The time you enjoyed wasting wasn't wasted.' I think I'll have that printed some day on a T-shirt or the bedroom ceiling.

Peg Bracken

#6. I must go the washroom. I've shaken a lot of hands.

Yann Martel

#7. My butterfly dress was visible on the washroom floor, bent and shredded wings and all. Cheeks hot, I remember what he'd suggested before someone shot him.
His eyes found the dress too. I was teasing about that. Unless you were looking forward to it. Then I meant every word.

Jodi Meadows

#8. The Germans in basements were pitiable, surely, but at least they had a chance. That basement was not a washroom. They were not sent there for a shower. For those people, life was still achievable.

Markus Zusak

#9. You know it's the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.

Tanya Masse

#10. My daughter asked me what it's like to have children ... So I followed her to the washroom every time she went and asked her questions through the door until she lost her S#!T ...

Tanya Masse

#11. Awareness is a blissful state, not a painful one.

Gary Zukav

#12. Life is a pilgrimage of learning, a voyage of discovery, in which our mistaken views are corrected, our distorted notions adjusted, our shallow opinions deepened and some of our vast ignorances diminished.

John R.W. Stott

#13. I didn't leave the Beatles. The Beatles have left the Beatles, but no one wants to be the one to say the party's over.

John Lennon

#14. Equality may be a fiction but nonetheless one must accept it as a governing principle.

B.R. Ambedkar

#15. Sickness and disease are a change in awareness from comfort to discomfort.

Deepak Chopra

#16. There's a wide world out there, for those willing to brave the dark.

Peter V. Brett

#17. I love you but you didn't bring me flowers. Your love is hanging on flowers! You are seasonal, conditional, demanding and bargaining. Love is not a bargain. Love is not a business. It cannot be bought and sold. It has no condition. When you put a condition on love, it evaporates.

Harbhajan Singh Yogi

#18. I do not believe, that it is true or right that Islam is terrorist.

Pope Francis

#19. When I die I'm going to dance first in all the galaxies ... I'm gonna play and dance and sing.

Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

#20. I believe spirituality is a very personal and individual experience that varies from one person to the next.

J.R. Rain

#21. Rather than caring about whether or not you are known, strive to be worth knowing.

Confucius

#22. For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.

Wallace Shawn