Pee Wee Quotes

#1. I was a quarterback in pee-wee football. I always wanted to be quarterback. They're the leaders, they make the calls. It didn't work out because I didn't have the arm. I also played wide receiver my senior year in high school.

Junior Seau

#2. I grew up loving David Letterman and Pee-wee Herman, but as far as live performance comedy, all I knew were the Jerry Seinfeld-type comedians of the world, and that's what I thought live performance comedy was all about.

Scott Aukerman

#3. He looked like such a Republican. He dressed like Pee-Wee Herman. But had I known what he had done when I was reading about him, I might have thought different.

Matthew Bright

#4. I was Pee-wee Herman for so many years that it wasn't really a question that I didn't want to do other things.

Paul Reubens

#5. If this was a dick measuring contest, I found myself thinking numbly, then I was Pee Wee and she was John Holmes.

Jeaniene Frost

#6. But I will say that Harve Presnell ... he was one of those guys who, when you're standing in a room with him ... he's such an older masculine force that I remember thinking, 'Wow, his voice makes me sound like Pee-Wee Herman.'

Tony Hale

#7. But I don't know. Pee-wee just kind of popped out one day, pretty much fully fleshed-out and fully formed.

Paul Reubens

#8. Weetzie and My Secret Agent Lover Man and Dirk and Duck and Cherokee and Witch Baby and Slinkster Dog and Go-Go Girl and the puppies Pee Wee, Wee Wee, Teenie Wee, Tiki Tee, and Tee Pee were driving down Hollywood Boulevard on their way to the Tick Tock Tea Room for turkey platters.

Francesca Lia Block

#9. If you had a son, it would be a great thing to have him grow up to be just like Gil Hodges.

Pee Wee Reese

#10. A boy who was such a threat to my mental health and happiness should not be so tall.

Jennifer Echols

#11. I had only played five games in my senior year in high school. I was not large enough. Hell, when I graduated, I was about five foot four and weighed 120 pounds. I didn't go with the Dodgers until spring training of 1940 and I weighed all of 155 pounds soaking wet.

Pee Wee Reese

#12. Brooklyn was the most wonderful city a man could play in, and the fans there were the most loyal there were.

Pee Wee Reese

#13. Maybe tomorrow we'll all wear 42, so nobody can tell us apart.

Pee Wee Reese

#14. If I had my career to play over, one thing I'd do differently is swing more. Those 1,200 walks I got, nobody remembers them.

Pee Wee Reese

#15. I do not believe they are right who say that the defects of famous men should be ignored. I think it is better that we should know them. Then, though we are conscious of having faults as glaring as theirs, we can believe that that is no hindrance to our achieving also something of their virtues.

W. Somerset Maugham

#16. Internal bleeding?"
"Indeed," she said, gesturing to a bag of light red fluid. "You pee blood as we speak."
I felt down to my nether regions and blushed. There was a tube in my wee-wee. Rei smiled gleefully.

B. Justin Shier

#17. Pop stars are so busy having a career that they don't really have a lot of time for activism.

Annie Lennox

#18. I didn't want to play there when I first found out I was sold to Brooklyn, but I'm tickled to death. I'm glad I could play in Brooklyn.

Pee Wee Reese

#19. It is impossible for our working people to maintain their full strength if they do not succeed in obtaining a sufficient supply of fat, allotted to them on a proper basis.

Paul Von Hindenburg

#20. I used to tell Jackie (Robinson) sometimes when they were throwing at him, 'Jackie, they aren't throwing at you because you are black. They are throwing at you because they don't like you.

Pee Wee Reese

#21. So he was frustrated with her. Most people rolled their eyes when they got frustrated. Alaric made dolphins do ballet.

Alyssa Day

#22. The heavens declare the glory of Kepler and Newton.

Auguste Comte

#23. You judge yourself by what your capable of doing, while others judge you by what you have already done

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

#24. Once established, reputations do not easily change.

Albert Bandura

#25. If you rush in and out of the clubhouse, you rush in and out of baseball.

Pee Wee Reese

#26. Why did they do it? Beats the hell out of me. I was just a scared kid from Kentucky, and these guys had been up in the majors for a while. I guess it was because I was just such a helluva nice kid - if you'll accept that.

Pee Wee Reese

#27. Being Captain of the Dodgers meant representing an organization committed to winning and trying to keep it going. We could have won every year if the breaks had gone right.

Pee Wee Reese

#28. She hasn't your strength. She's never had any strength. She's never had anything but heart.

Margaret Mitchell

#29. I'm glad I found you."
"Gee, that makes exactly one of us," I muttered, not bothering to look at him. "Say, don't you have a wife to go bone?"
"You knew I was married all along, Topher." He sounded weary, as though I was being bothersome. Jackass.

Amelia C. Gormley

#30. Sometimes the hardest peace to find is the peace in saying good-bye and leaving the work of justice and reconciliation to Jesus.

Kara Tippetts

#31. You can hate a man for many reasons. Color is not one of them.

Pee Wee Reese

#32. Changing from a player to a coach, I felt like a mosquito in a nudist colony. I didn't know where to begin.

Pee Wee Reese