Washer Quotes

#1. Crammed among the stacks of books in his room, the author treated literature as if each book were a window in a city of unstable skyscrapers, and he was the window-washer tasked with the impossible job of cleaning them all. - From "Pageturner" in 365 Tomorrows

Joseph Patrick Pascale

#2. For two years, I haven't given anyone the time of day. Now, here I am, day one into our new life, and I'm ready to straddle this guy on the washer.

K.A. Tucker

#3. Our Lord is a foot washer, not a controller.

Chris Travis

#4. How do you wash your clothes?" "Sally has a small washer and dryer." "Sally?" Selene said. "Who is that?" "The Winnebago we're traveling in. Long story, but my dad likes to name inanimate objects." "Ah, that makes perfect sense. The copier at our office is named Hateful Bitch.

Robin Alexander

#5. I studied how to use the clothes washer. The handy instructions on the lid helped; so did the box of suds. It instructed me to separate the whites from the coloreds. Laundry will be the last American institution to desegregate.

Huston Piner

#6. The number of people who expected Mrs. Hutchinson to win a Bendix washer would amaze you.

Shirley Jackson

#7. Got to sit in this big uncomfortable chair with my head leaning back in this groove. The hair washer must have

Paula Danziger

#8. Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

Joe Rogan

#9. I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer, it's time to take stock.

Milt Gross

#10. The number of hours women devote to housework has not changed since 1930, despite all the advances. All the vacuum cleaners, washer-dryers, trash compactors, garbage disposals, wash-and-wear fabrics ... Why does it still take as long to clean the house as it did in 1930?

Michael Crichton

#11. We don't do laundry because that requires a lot of water, and water's at a premium up here. Plus, it'd be pretty complicated, I think, to make a space washer, although I guess you could do it.

Scott Kelly

#12. I do not like people touching my underwear. That's just weird! I travel with a washer and dryer, and I like cooking on the bus, too.

Carrie Underwood

#13. Maybe I'd be a bank robber. Some god-damned thing. Something with flare, fire. You only had one shot. Why be a window washer?

Charles Bukowski

#14. The real liberators of American women were not the feminist noise-makers, they were the automobile, the supermarket, the shopping center, the dishwasher, the washer-dryer, the freezer.

Pat Buchanan

#15. Aidan and Carter had shown up about fifteen minutes ago with a pressure washer, lots of detergent, and a bad case of being mentally twelve.

Lauren Gilley

#16. My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He'd probably prefer I bring home someone useful, like a butcher or a car mechanic, but I guess cops are a step up from undertakers.

Janet Evanovich

#17. On game shows, some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer and dryer pair.

Chuck Palahniuk

#18. To help safeguard her, I remained a vigilant bather and hand-washer. I also made sure we didn't share cups or utensils and I took strict care not to poo in her mouth, even at night.

Rob Delaney

#19. In Kilanga, people knew nothing of things they might have had - a Frigidaire? a washer-dryer combination? Really, they'd sooner imagine a tree that could pull up its feet and go bake bread. It didn't occur to them to feel sorry for themselves.

Barbara Kingsolver

#20. I had two cups of coffee, put Eric's jeans in the washer, read a romance for awhile, and studied my brand-new Word of the Day calendar, a Christmas gift from Arlene. My first word of the New Year was 'exsanguinate.' This was probably not a good omen.

Charlaine Harris

#21. I was raised in bars. My grandmother had one, and when I was 12 years old I'd go stay with her and that's where I got to watch her band play
she had a seven or eight-piece band, and I would sit in the kitchen and peek through the door. I was kind of a 12-year-old bottle washer.

Toby Keith

#22. Best thing that ever happened to me, that shredded washer," he whispered.
"Too bad I didn't know what a washer was or I would have shredded it myself," I whispered back and he burst out laughing.

Kristen Ashley

#23. Rain"
Oh amiable rain
Washer of trees
and roofs
who has prepared them
for
the pink ray
of evening
("Poems")

Charlotte Gardelle

#24. From being a waiter, to a door-to-door salesman, to a car-washer, to a delivery boy - I have done it all.

Randeep Hooda

#25. In our quest for short-term returns, or results, we often ruin a prized physical asset - a car, a computer, a washer or dryer, even our body or our environment. Keeping P and PC in balance makes a tremendous difference in the effective use of physical assets.

Stephen R. Covey

#26. The Park Avenue of poodles and polished brass; it is cab country, tip-town, glassville, a window-washer's paradise.

Gay Talese

#27. behind the hedge that faced the clothes line. I could hear the washer-women behind me, chatting

Adrienne Dillard

#28. American Christianity is based more on a godless culture than it is the word of God.

Paul Washer

#29. Know this! They (false prophets) are the judgment of God upon a wicked defiled people who although they have a knowledge of God they do not want him. And so God sends them the teachers that they themselves desire.

Paul Washer

#30. A Christian is not somebody who stays away from all the wicked things he loves and clings to all the righteous things he hates so that he can go to heaven. The fear of the Christian is not going to hell. The fear of the Christian is being separated from Christ.

Paul Washer

#31. All the decisions you makehow many of those decisions are based on you doing simply what's right in your own eyes, and how many times specifically have you gone to Scripture looking for the answer, with regard to anything?

Paul Washer

#32. This is evangelicalism today: sensual, carnal, unconverted people that have just enough deceptive religion to drive them straight into Hell! Are you that kind of person? Or do you have new affections?

Paul Washer

#33. If you give them a God made in their own image, I guarantee they'll accept Him. But He won't be the God who saves.

Paul Washer

#34. A Theologian has nothing on a man who has experienced God

Paul Washer

#35. There are endless treasures of grace waiting for those who will make even the most feeble attempts to pray. The weakest prayers yield grace.

Paul Washer

#36. We as Americans are the wealthiest Christians who ever walked on the face of the earth. We are the most protected Christians that ever walked on the face of the earth, and yet we are the emptiest Christians who ever walked on the face of the earth.

Paul Washer

#37. God does not call men to make Jesus Lord (as though they had such power), but to live in absolute submission to the Lord He has made.

Paul David Washer

#38. Christ's lordship is a blessed hope for some & a terrifying nightmare for others. Regardless of our response, it is an unalterable reality.

Paul David Washer

#39. How can you learn unconditional love if you're married to a woman who meets all your conditions?

Paul Washer

#40. The MORE you Trust in the Arm of the FLESH, the LESS you're going to see of the POWER of GOD.

Paul Washer

#41. You are a steward of every moment, of every talent, of every gift, of every resource that God has given you. Chose wisely what you do today!

Paul Washer

#42. The most precise and thoughtful scholar is limited in what he knows and wrong in some things that he affirms; the most devoted saint is stained with sin and full of error; the bravest heart among us will fail and break; but Christ is altogether lovely, holy, and unfailing.

Paul Washer

#43. Those who would send out thousands of questionnaires asking the unconverted what they would desire most in a worship service should realize that ten thousand unanimous opinions of carnal men do not carry the authority of one jot or tittle of God's Word.

Paul Washer

#44. Your children will go to public school and they will be trained for somewhere around 15,000 hours in ungodly secular thought. And then they'll go to Sunday school and they'll color a picture of Noah's ark. And you think that's going to stand against the lies that they are being told?

Paul Washer

#45. The mark of a man of God is God upon the man,

Paul Washer

#46. I don't want revival ... I WANT CHRIST! And if we have Christ, there will be a revival.

Paul Washer

#47. In the history of extra-biblical study and research tools there has never before been a resource as useful as the Puritan Hard Drive.

Paul Washer

#48. Our weaknesses are not as negative as we may believe. They make us rely upon God's grace and power for greater Christlikeness and ministry.

Paul Washer

#49. Jesus ... HIS sheep, they know His voice and they follow Him whether you disciple them or not!

Paul Washer

#50. Maybe that is why there are not a whole lot of problems between the church and worldly culture today, because we are not confronting the culture around us.

Paul David Washer

#51. The evidence that you truly repented long ago when you said you did is because you're still repenting now and even to a greater degree. The evidence that you believed a long time ago is that you're still believing now and ever more believing in greater and greater degrees.

Paul Washer

#52. Don't touch the ark of God! It is the God of Israel who is wounding people with regards to their sin. Do NOT comfort the soul that God is breaking.

Paul Washer

#53. A $50 haircut, cool glasses, skinny jeans and a tattoo does not a prophet make.

Paul Washer

#54. If Jesus Christ isn't strong enough to motivate you to live biblically, you don't know Him at all.

Paul Washer

#55. You go up to the devil and ask if he knows he's a sinner and he'll say, "Well, yes I am! And a mighty fine one at that!"

Paul Washer

#56. When Jesus Christ comes back, it is not the liberal politicians who ought to be trembling, it's the pastors ... because so many men have built their 'ministries' on the dry dead bones of
unconverted church members.

Paul Washer

#57. We honor the old prophets, we honor the Tozers and Spurgeons but we don't want to pay the price they paid, and they paid the price by being men who walked alone who lived with God and who loved His word.

Paul Washer

#58. In the gospel of Jesus, sincere and costly discipleship always accompanies genuine conversion. The gospel of Jesus teaches men that a mere profession of faith alone is no sound evidence of salvation.

Paul Washer

#59. If the devil walks in and starts pointing out all kinds of things about you, you yawn. And you go, 'You don't even know the half of it.'

Paul Washer

#60. The devil would gladly give a Bible to every man and promote obedience to its commands if in exchange we would surrender to him the Gospel

Paul Washer

#61. We don't have a lot of churches in America; we have a lot of really nice brick buildings on finely manicured lawns! Just because someone says they are of the Church or they are Christian, doesn't make it so.

Paul David Washer

#62. Instead of telling them God has a wonderful plan for their life - tell them who God is.

Paul Washer

#63. It's not comparing yourself with others who call themselves Christians. Compare yourself to the Scripture.

Paul Washer

#64. Regeneration VS Decisionism

Paul David Washer

#65. Everywhere ... everyone you meet ... is a potential brother or sister in CHRIST.

Paul David Washer

#66. The problem is not liberal politicians, its evangelical preachers.

Paul Washer

#67. We rob men of a greater vision of God because we will not give them a lower vision of themselves.

Paul David Washer

#68. How would you ever learn unconditional love if you were married to someone who met all the conditions?

Paul Washer

#69. The question is not, "Do you know you are a sinner?" the question is this, "As you have heard me preach the Gospel, has God so worked in your life that the sin you once loved you now hate?"

Paul Washer

#70. Why would we want fame, when God promises us glory? Why would we be seeking the wealth of the world when the wealth of heaven is ours? Why would we run for a crown that will perish with time, when we're called to win a crown that is imperishable?

Paul David Washer

#71. People who only listen to preachers have a tendency to put them on a pedestal, but those who live with preachers recognize that they are just common men.

Paul Washer

#72. I believe alot of churches in America are not churches.

Paul Washer

#73. We call men to repent and believe. And if they repent and believe, truly in that moment they are saved in that moment. But the evidence is more than just the sincerity of a prayer. It is a continuation of the working of God in their life through sanctification.

Paul Washer

#74. The goal of the Christian life is the pursuit of an intimate knowledge of God that leads to a greater estimation of His worth, a greater satisfaction and joy in His person, and a greater giving of oneself for His glory. As

Paul David Washer

#75. Christ is not knocking on the door of a sinner's heart, but on the door of a wayward church.

Paul Washer

#76. It [salvation] is not this flu shot mentality of an invitation of the Gospel.

Paul Washer

#77. A man is saved only by faith ... only by faith.

Paul Washer

#78. Possessing a correct interpretation of each individual doctrine is not sufficient; we must also learn to hold each doctrine in harmony with the others.

Paul Washer

#79. Can you honestly tell me that your great desire is to be holy? Can you honestly tell me your great desire is to not be like the world, but to be like Jesus Christ? Because if you cannot, you should be afraid. Those who love the world do not have the love of the Father (1 John 2:15).

Paul Washer

#80. In that moment of salvation, of belief, they are opening their lives to the person of Jesus.

Paul Washer

#81. When someone comes along later and tries to preach the Gospel to them because they're living in the world, they won't listen.

Paul Washer

#82. To fight against pride, it is wise to surround ourselves with those who know us and love us enough to speak into our lives with words of correction and rebuke.

Paul Washer

#83. The terrible sticky thing about truth is if it exists, it's coming for you.

Paul David Washer

#84. It is only against the pitch blackness of the night that we see the glory of the stars. And it is only against the pitch blackness of man's radical depravity that we can begin to see the glories of the gospel.

Paul David Washer

#85. If someone is truly converted, they will publicly confess Christ in word and deed. That does not mean presenting them in front of the church on the night of their supposed conversion.

Paul Washer

#86. The Lord continues to empty us in order to teach us to lay aside all self-reliance, that we may cling to Christ alone.

Paul Washer

#87. Pray for the field. If God calls, then prepare for the field. When it is time, go to the field. A life lost for Christ is a life well spent.

Paul Washer

#88. God saved you for Himself; God saved you by Himself; God saved you from Himself.

Paul Washer

#89. The great truths of Christianity do not belong to the professional theologians alone, but to every person who calls upon the name of Christ.

Paul Washer

#90. You ask me 'What's the the greatest act of faith?' To me is to look in the mirror of God's word, and see all my faults, all my sin, all my shortcomings and to believe that God loves me exactly as he says he does.

Paul Washer

#91. Salvation is a work of God to show His glory. That's why He's not going to let it fail.

Paul Washer

#92. "But I got saved that way!" No, you got saved in spite of that way not because of that way.

Paul Washer

#93. Remember this: you must always be growing in the gospel and your knowledge of it. It is not Christianity 101, but Christianity from A to Z. You have not mastered the gospel, nor will you master it, but it will master you!

Paul Washer

#94. When we realize what we were before Christ and what we deserved in that state, it further magnifies the enormity of the gospel for us.

Paul David Washer

#95. I now understand more of our calling. The weakest instruments are chosen to do the greatest works so that the glory might go to God.

Paul Washer

#96. The work is hindered. The glory of God is tarnished and it is because the people of God no longer know how to discern the things of God.

Paul Washer

#97. What's the will of God for my life? You don't need to know the will of God in your life, you need to know the God of your life!

Paul Washer

#98. What can not be overcome in prayer? Answer me! What cannot be done by the hand of the Almighty? Answer me! What can be done by your feeble arms!? ANSWER ME! He can take down the iron curtain in a day, He CAN convert a nation in an hour. Call upon Him, believe Him.

Paul Washer

#99. When God saves a man, He is regenerating his heart, turns him into a new creature, and the evidence is this ... he will live like a new creature and he will confess Christ.

Paul Washer

#100. We find or invent the cleverest means of attributing our sins to anything or anyone outside of ourselves.

Paul Washer