Top 23 Wank Quotes
#1. I am nervous. I'm afraid. But I will stand here in the white hot heat of you.
Pleasefindthis
#2. I like the thought of playing for money instead of silverware. I never did like to polish.
Patty Sheehan
#4. And now I wish I hadn't been civil, because he says he shall not despair! He is as stupid as Endymion!"
"No, no!" said Alverstoke soothingly. "Nobody could be as stupid as Endymion!
Georgette Heyer
#5. This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional gramar, split infinitives, and the odd wank.
Christopher Moore
#6. I like other people's kids and being able to give them back when I want to.
Karrie Webb
#9. What we all have to admit to is that one man cannot save us. Unless we start energizing ourselves, all standing behind him with all of the force of our collective power then we can't expect mountains to be moved. And that is not exactly happening, we are a very comfortable population.
Ani DiFranco
#10. I'm not even tone deaf, that's the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing.
Stephen Fry
#12. That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn't make you go blind.
Barbara Elsborg
#13. Roads get wider and busier and less friendly to pedestrians. And all of the development based around cars, like big sprawling shopping malls. Everything seems to be designed for the benefit of the automobile and not the benefit of the human being.
Bill Bryson
#14. You have a rabid fan following that would buy your phone bill in hardcover and still manage to wank off to it.
Tiffany Reisz
#15. It is true money will not buy you real happiness, but as a personal preference I would much rather have an angry strangle wank in the comfort of a private jet en route to Monte Carlo, than in a broom closet in the basement of a seedy crack house in Bangkok
Ade Bozzay
#16. She waited until she finished todo it, resisting the urge to play with herself. But dammit, when they got home she'd wank herself like a four-fisted monkey.
Tymber Dalton
#17. One open way of speaking introduces another open way of speaking, and draws out discoveries, like wine and love.
Michel De Montaigne
#18. Off with my clothes, switch on the water, steaming hot, over my head, down my body.
Should i have a wank?
Karl Ove Knausgard
#20. Give us six hours, Sevro. If we're not back by then ... " "Wank off in the bushes?
Pierce Brown
#22. I think you either get along with Lars [von Trier] or you really don't and I really got along with him. I wasn't scared because I talked to Bryce Dallas Howard about Lars.
Kirsten Dunst
#23. Innocence is like youth,' he declared sadly, 'which is given to us only to expend and takes its very meaning from its loss.
John Barth
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