Waltrip Quotes

#1. You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

Jeff Foxworthy

#2. Great news for Pres Obama. He watched football all weekend and tomorrow he will receive the Heisman trophy. Next week he's going to watch NASCAR. Move over, Jimmie Johnson!

Michael Waltrip

#3. There's no bigger surprise than to be tooling along at 200 MPH and suddenly get hit from the rear

Darrell Waltrip

#4. It was my decision, it always has been. I decide my own destiny. I can be guided towards it but in the end the decision is mine alone.

S.E. Fearon

#5. And I think that I'd be a natural for scoring horror movies.

Jim Coleman

#6. Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. "If you're looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you'd be with me this morning."
"Did he make you take a blood oath that you'd protect me?"
"He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.

Janet Evanovich

#7. I can't imagine a successful comedy movie without a successful comedy performance at the heart of it.

Harold Ramis

#8. I just lost my lunch and I didn't even have any!

Darrell Waltrip

#9. If your policy is win at all costs then you are going to hurt people

Darrell Waltrip

#10. I've always said your legacy is what you leave behind you.

Darrell Waltrip

#11. The role of a librarian is to make sense of the world of information. If that's not a qualification for superhero-dom, what is?

Nancy Pearl

#12. Pain is a better teacher than pleasure.
Poverty is a better teacher than prosperity.
Failure is a better teacher than success.
Life is a better teacher than university.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#13. The problem with many athletes is they take themselves seriously and their sport lightly.

Michael Waltrip

#14. You can't jump off a cliff when you have already fallen off a bigger one.

Kami Garcia

#15. If the lion didn't bite the tamer every once in a while, it wouldn't be exciting.

Darrell Waltrip

#16. If you don't cheat, you look like an idiot; if you cheat and don't get caught, you look like a hero; if you cheat and get caught, you look like a dope. Put me where I belong.

Darrell Waltrip

#17. The project manager accomplishes this goal through planning, organizing, motivating, and controlling resources to achieve goals.

D. Williams

#18. You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.

Henny Youngman

#19. Boogity, boogity boogity! Let's go racing boys!

Darrell Waltrip

#20. A legacy is not about what you did while you were there it is what happens when you are gone

Darrell Waltrip

#21. If people don't know me, then I don't care what they say about me.

Michael Waltrip

#22. You're a gift, one I'll always treasure. You're a dream I never want to wake up from. You open my eyes to things I'll never really see. You're the best thing that will ever happen to me. Be safe. Be smart. Stay you.

Ellen Hopkins

#23. I think I'm someone who is pretty happy with themselves and pretty content where they are in life. I want to share my happiness and hopefully enrich people's lives that I come into contact with.

Michael Waltrip

#24. NASCAR logic isn't always logical.

Darrell Waltrip

#25. I don't believe in luck. Like I didn't win a lot of races for awhile, and it's because I didn't put myself in position to win enough of them.

Michael Waltrip

#26. Are traditional schools very much like mini-prisons? Do they stifle imagination, cramp the child physically and mentally, and run on various forms of overt or covert terrorism? Of course, the answer is an unambiguous YES.

Robert Anton Wilson