Virtual Cubicle Wurms Quotes

#1. Overheard vampire conversation.
"Is that Ophelia?"
"yep"
"She doesn't look well"
"Ever since she drank from that hemophiliac everything just goes right through her.

Neil Leckman

#2. Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder gods. Of course you'll want to shrink wrap these books because you want people to buy them before they get sucked into another dimension.

Neil Leckman

#3. When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".
I have often wondered if I was.

Neil Leckman

#4. Why do they collect garbarge at 5am? Why? It's garbage. It's not going to go bad again.

Dave Attell

#5. Sometimes I wake up and wonder if those chalk outlines they have at murder scenes get together for holiday parties ...

Neil Leckman

#6. I think what I need to do is stay awake while I'm sleeping so I can see what I'm dreaming better!!

Neil Leckman

#7. If you sleep with one eye open are your dreams only half as good as everyone elses?

Neil Leckman

#8. You know what they say. One man's joke is another man's brother

Neil Leckman

#9. When we lose ourselves for others we ultimately find ourselves don't we? When we let go of our selfish inclinations, wel live life at a deeper, fuller level than would have ever imagined

Bob Welch

#10. We started our journey across the waistlands by folowing the enormous belt!!

Neil Leckman

#11. Headstones:
What I asked was, "Would you MARRY me?!!"
"This time I'll count to one hundred and you hide."
"OK, It's not funny anymore let me out!!

Neil Leckman

#12. I think that last batch of sea monkeys ate my cat!!!

Neil Leckman

#13. The silence of God's voice will make you wonder if He is even there. And the absence of God's presence will make you wonder if He even cares. He is. And He does.

Charles R. Swindoll

#14. How to contact in case of an emergency?
I prefer 911 myself ...

Neil Leckman

#15. One of the joys of being a grandparent is giving your grandchild caffeinated sugary drinks late in the day, and sending them home. Do you have any idea how many years I had to wait for that?

Neil Leckman

#16. Bad answers for employment questions:
Employer: I see here that you worked for the state for three years. Why did you leave that job?
My parole was granted

Neil Leckman

#17. Why is ground round sold in a square package?

Neil Leckman

#18. I am open to comments, I accept with with all humility, or at least what I can muster at short notice.

Neil Leckman

#19. They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.

Neil Leckman

#20. My oldest son used to say his stomach had angries when he felt sick.
I always pictured an all night fight club for finger foods!!

Neil Leckman

#21. These men of Law and their confederates ... the caterpillars of this Kingdom, who with their uncontrolled exactions and extortions, eat up the free-born people of this Nation.

Bathsua Makin

#22. Something rose in Oscar's chest, like a flower blossoming all at once. It grew until it filled him and threatened to spill over everywhere. The words [he] spoke touched a longing so deep Oscar hadn't even known it was there.

Anne Ursu

#23. For many foreign fighters, the jihad in Iraq and Syria is a commuter war.

Richard Engel

#24. Bad questions at employment interviews:
Is your drug test graded on a curve?

Neil Leckman

#25. Ten minutes of reading followed by twenty minutes of challenging practice keeps you awake and spurs you on.

Mark Myers

#26. If I were a candy bar I'd want to be a snicker, because then I'd have the last laugh!!

Neil Leckman

#27. I like to provide American humor for British soccer coaches when possible. During keeper practice I'll offer to stand behind the goal and shag a few balls!!

Neil Leckman

#28. Get over yourself," I mutter. "I'd be wet if any guy was rubbing up against me."
"Bull. Fucking. Shit." His thumb brushes my clit. I almost fall over.
"It's me. You want me.

Elle Kennedy

#29. What do you see when you look in the Mirror?'
'I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woollen socks.'
Harry stared
'One can never have enough socks,' said Dumbledore

J.K. Rowling

#30. I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!

Neil Leckman

#31. I just like keeping busy and having ten things on the go.

Peter Hook

#32. There's a tricky tone where you try to get some humor into a movie that's also a tough tale of murder and revenge. You have to ice skate rather carefully between the humor and the action tension part of the drama.

Walter Hill

#33. The video game market is huge, and the ability to tell stories, and tell different kinds of stories in the gaming space is quickly evolving and changing for the better.

Jim Lee

#34. I don't read music or anything, so when I produce, I go basically by ear.

Erykah Badu

#35. There was a brass plate mounted on the door at eye level, so old that the lettering that had once been engraved there had been reduced to a spidery, unreadable code, the name of some long dead function or functionary, polished into oblivion.

William Gibson

#36. God, I always just think of myself as a jeans and T-shirt kind of person.

Joan Jett