Urinates Quotes

#1. Who wouldn't want to watch an averagely attractive guy kick a three legged, one eyed dog in the face as it urinates all over itself? The correct answer is no one.

David Bowick

#2. Bucks, doe - thank God everything boils down to money, I always say."
"During mating season the doe constructs a bed for herself, and then she urinates all around the outside of it. That's how she gets her mate."
"So that's it," murmured Odette. "I was always peeing in the bed.

Lorrie Moore

#3. When a guy and a girl get together, he puts his thing where she urinates and gets her period

John Green

#4. I will find you," Ragnor told him. "I will find whatever chest of absurd clothes you have. And I will bring a llama into the place where you sleep and make sure that it urinates on everything you possess.

Cassandra Clare

#5. I have a feeling that life as a billionaire in Silicon Valley is very different than the life that you or I would lead. Unless you're a billionaire; I don't know your financial situation.

Alec Berg

#6. There. I've said everything I wanted to say without actually having to use the words please stay

Rachel Cohn

#7. I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage.

Todd Barry

#8. The music that was playing now was slow, sexy and melodious. Richard thought that he would surely die when he finally saw her come out.

J.M. Brown

#9. It is how we feel about ourselves that provides the greatest reward from any activity. It is not what we get that makes us valuable, it is what we become in the process of doing that brings value into our lives.

Jim Rohn

#10. I don't think I've ever been mistaken for anyone.

Gillian Jacobs

#11. To be alone and to be drunk with your own aloneness is what meditation is all about. Be in the world, but don't be of it.

Rajneesh

#12. I don't think I even knew how big we were at the time. It was mad. I gained a lot through East 17 and I'm grateful for being able to have that experience.

Brian Harvey

#13. I'm red as a berry, shiny from the pickling of the womb, and squinting at the world through suspicious, slitted eyes.

Karen Joy Fowler

#14. Every time I had a vision of myself lying dead somewhere, it was up there, in the Highlands.

Michael Herr

#15. I'm the only one left to fight so now I must kill you

Jackson Pearce

#16. Are you cold when you are happy? Are you cold when you are unhappy? Then you are a wise man! Wisdom makes man cool and calm. Wise man is cool and calm!

Mehmet Murat Ildan