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Top 38 Up Your Own Arse Quotes

#1. People rarely pay attention to what is happening right in front of them, lad," Corin told Gabriel. "Best place to do something you want to hide, is right in front of their arse! - Author: Andrew Lorino
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#2. If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls. - Author: Dylan Moran
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#3. I am a ginger tim. I am a boy racer. I am a housewife. I am a pain in the arse. - Author: Joan Ellis
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#4. But big people's illnesses are always made to sound big. The simple shutting and opening of the royal arse-hole was made to sound as if the world was coming to an end. - Author: Khushwant Singh
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#5. I've been a poser for f
ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. - Author: Billy Connolly
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#6. Didn't know she was spoken for."
"You do now", Jack snarled. "And the next time you try to pass off your bloody Fae nectar on a human, I'll shove your little horned head up your arse and hold it there until you stop twitching. - Author: Caitlin Kittredge
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#7. Not I, but rather the king you love so well. It appears he would see us marry. (Rowena)
My hairy arse. (Stryder)
That is much more information about your person, Lord Stryder, than I care to know. (Rowena) - Author: Kinley MacGregor
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#8. But, as Andy pointed out, if being a smart-arse was an offence, the Laundry would not exist in the first place. - Author: Charles Stross
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#9. Joules cackled with delight. "And I've still got time to moon her. You think me arse'll show up on her infrared?" The streetwise bruiser was back. - Author: Kresley Cole
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#10. It is complete loose stool water. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind. - About The Da Vinci Code - Author: Stephen Fry
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#11. As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse. - Author: George Galloway
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#12. Watch yourself, bitch. You're nothing but a thief and gob shite scumbag with a face like an arse and a mind to go with it, - Author: D.H. Toole
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#13. Yes, but I doubt Jane Eyre is explicit about irrational fucking.' 'Ah, so you believe my only source of information is a Bildungsroman from the nineteenth century about an orphan girl who marries a gigantic arse. - Author: Charlotte Stein
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#14. To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high. - Author: Aristophanes
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#15. I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse. - Author: Robert Muchamore
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#16. You'll be back! If you're not, then I'll come and find you. Now, do as I say and go have some fun. I want those eyes to have light in them next time I see you." He turned me around, smacked my arse and sent me on my way. - Author: Lesley Jones
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#17. What Dougie had actually said was You shouldn't get too up your own arse about being a dad. You get a wee man or a wee lassie to play with for a bit and the next thing you know there's this superfluous person knocking about who doesn't seem to know much about you, but it's all your fault. - Author: James Meek
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#18. What's with you all, anyway? You jam a stick up your own arse then preen at how tall and straight your standing. - Author: Steven Erikson
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#19. You want a torch or a candle, maybe? You've got your head so far up your own arse, it must be dark in there. -Sam - Author: Kady Cross
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#20. That is NOT the arse of a £7million player! - Author: Eamon Dunphy
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#21. He's always checking out your arse."

Kevin's laugh died on it's way up his throat. "Are you serious? Shit, I need to work on my gaydar."

"No, you don't." Cedric folded his arms over his chest. "I'm gay and I want you. That's all you need to know. - Author: Taylor V. Donovan
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#22. Rab: Like a wee chip, Burney son?
Burney: Stick your chips up your arse!
Mary: Heeey, hey, hey, hey - manners.
Burney: Please. - Author: Ian Pattison
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#23. I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! - Author: Anthony Foley
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#24. Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and lick its arse - Author: Simon Dunn
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#25. Are we going to kick arse and take names, Miss Kane?" "I was thinking we'd maybe just ask them some questions. Politely. - Author: Alexis Hall
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#26. When you look at pornography, the women become objects, whereas what I'm trying to do is make the person in the photograph as important as their body. And obviously, I like tits and arse, because I just do. I like the sex of taking photographs. - Author: Rankin
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#27. Roger wondered if this was the sort of way you felt after a battle; the sheer relief of finding yourself alive and unwounded made you want to laugh and arse about, just to prove you still could. - Author: Diana Gabaldon
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#28. Ignorance might be bliss for the ignorant, but for the rest of us it's a right fucking pain in the arse - Author: Ricky Gervais
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#29. Let us thank God for valour in abstraction
For those who go their own way, will not kiss
The arse of law and order nor compound
For physical comfort at the price of pride - Author: Louis MacNeice
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#30. I'm in love with you, you stupid arse, and I'm not losing you. Got it?" she whispered against his lips before kissing him again. Her confession had stolen his breath, so all he could do was nod. "Now, once again, how do we fix you?" she asked, when they finally parted. To - Author: Morgan Rhodes
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#31. If natural selection can create creationists it can manage a caterpillar with a face on its arse. - Author: Zane Stumpo
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#32. Girlfriends aren't allowed to care if you have Stilton socks. Friends are." All the same, she gave her hands a quick, professional shake and took hold of my foot. "Plus, you might be less of a pain in the arse if you got more action. - Author: Tana French
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#33. A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart. - Author: Frater U.D.
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#34. Oh, by Moradin's itchy arse," grumbled Bruenor. "Scratched it, he did, and this one fell out. - Author: R.A. Salvatore
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#35. Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse. - Author: Alexei Sayle
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#36. If you EVER touch her again, you're a dead man! You got that? There'll be no lawsuit filed against you man, I'll just settle this old school. I don't know how you feel about having your fingers ripped off and shoved up your own arse, but let me tell you, I won't be gentle. - Author: Shelly Pratt
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#37. I have never heard anyone refer to any of my brothers as a nice guy ... I'm going to assume you really meant he's a pain in the arse but you like him anyway against your better judgment. - Malina MacGregor - Author: Michelle M. Pillow
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#38. 'St. Elmo's Fire' is one of my favorite films. I like the storytelling of those teenage American films. You don't get that now. Teenage American movies are all about sick jokes, puking a lot, arse jokes. - Author: James McAvoy
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