Eamon Dunphy Quotes

#1. If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.

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#2. That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!

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#3. In a darkening world where the shadows of violence, political expediency, materialism and junk culture grow ever longer, sport as it is practised by its good pros remains a bastion of decency, a place where virtue is rewarded and cheating exposed.

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#4. Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer ...

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#5. Found out. A nothing player.

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#6. Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.

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#7. I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.

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#8. I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.

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#9. He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

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#10. We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.

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#11. Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.

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#12. You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.

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#13. That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.

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#14. Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.

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#15. Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.

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#16. Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.

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#17. Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

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#18. Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.

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#19. They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on

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#20. He's one of the biggest whingers in world football ... he's a bloody eejit.

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#21. Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.

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#22. Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.

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