Kiss Arse Quotes

#1. I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice!

Sharon Osbourne

#2. I thought rock and roll was an unassailable outlet for some pure and natural expression of rebellion. It used to be one channel you could take without ever havin' to kiss arse, you know?

Keith Richards

#3. God would prefer we have an occasional limp than a perpetual strut.

Max Lucado

#4. Health is the obstacle, which ... must stand in the way of a girl's acquiring the intellectual strength, which ... is so invaluable to a boy.

Elizabeth Missing Sewell

#5. Kiss me, I think. Go on, kiss me. At least grab my arse.

Cath Crowley

#6. Chess is a game with simple rules and pieces, a small sixty-four-space board, but there are more possible chess games than there are atoms in the universe.

Austin Grossman

#7. His divine wisdom can kiss my common arse

Rachel Caine

#8. The best cure for racism is to have somebody shoot at you. Man, it does not matter then what color the arse is that comes to save yours-black or white, you're ready to give it a big fat kiss.

Wilbur Smith

#9. It looks like two alpacas fucking, mostly," he said apologetically. "Of course, sometimes, the boy can't get his boy parts past the girl's furry ass, and he needs a little help, so then it looks like two alpacas fucking while their handler's giving the one on top a handjob.

Amy Lane

#10. Happy St George's Day. Now kiss my beggar arse, you Puritans!

Jez Butterworth

#11. May poetry and God's name have mercy on us!

Mahmoud Darwish

#12. Did you know, ma'am, that our mutual friend can say "kiss my arse" in six languages?

Liz Carlyle

#13. When thieves come, I bark; when gallants, I am still - So perform both my master's and mistress's will.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

#14. And if you call me your fucking minder, I'll put your pretty blond head through that wall and use your arse as a guitar stand.
'Fair enough?

Andrew James

#15. One must always hope when one is desperate, and doubt when one hopes.

Gustave Flaubert

#16. That isn't my choice to make. I didn't tell you so I could claim you. Nobody belongs to anyone else.

Jodi Picoult

#17. Ann Fowler was sentenced to twenty lashes in 1637 for defaming a county justice, Adam Thorowgood, with the somewhat undeferential suggestion that Captain Thorowgood could Kiss my arse.

Gail Collins

#18. In various talk th' instructive hours they past, Who gave the ball, or paid the visit last; One speaks the glory of the British queen, And one describes a charming Indian screen; A third interprets motions, looks, and eyes; At every word a reputation dies.

Alexander Pope

#19. Love has its place, as does hate. Peace has its place, as does war. Mercy has its place, as do cruelty and revenge.

Meir Kahane

#20. You like this stuff?' she asked neutrally. 'Good to dance to,' I replied, a little defensively. 'Do you dance to it? Here? In your room? By yourself?' 'No, not really.' Though of course I did.

Julian Barnes

#21. Let us thank God for valour in abstraction
For those who go their own way, will not kiss
The arse of law and order nor compound
For physical comfort at the price of pride

Louis MacNeice