United Airlines Quotes

#1. On Thursday, a passenger forced his way into the cockpit of a United Airlines flight from Miami, but was subdued after the co-pilot hit him with a small ax. Good to see our airlines are being kept secure by the latest in 12th century technology.

Dennis Miller

#2. As he walked along the runway, he came upon a United Airlines pilot. "He tried to sit up," Martz said. "I saw a huge triangular hole in his forehead and I told him to just lie still and that help was on the way, but it was too late for him.

Laurence Gonzales

#3. United [Airlines] sucks, man. I've got like a million miles and they never bump me to first class because they think I'm just a kid and give the seat to some schmoozy guy in a business suit.

Shaun White

#4. I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.

Willard Scott

#5. #NoShade, but if United Airlines were a person, it would be Mischa Barton, just real basic AF.

Phoebe Robinson

#6. United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either.

David Letterman

#7. You have more baggage than United Airlines. Cross that out. You have more issues than Medusa, and that woman makes the inside of a cat lady's thoughts seem like a calming place.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#8. It is one of the paradoxes of American literature that our writers are forever looking back with love and nostalgia at lives they couldn't wait to leave.

Anatole Broyard

#9. Our grandfathers had to run, run, run. My generation's out of breath. We ain't running no more.

Stokely Carmichael

#10. Iron can be bent to your will, if your will is stronger than the iron. But

Kevin Hearne

#11. Delta Airlines recently proposed giving frequent flyers a controversial perk: the option of paying $5 extra to speak to a customer service agent in the United States, rather than be routed to a call center in India. Public disapproval led Delta to abandon the idea.

Michael J. Sandel

#12. That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbye

Richard Armour

#13. Drinks were a lot like books, really: it didn't matter where you were, the contents of a vodka tonic were always more or less the same, and you could count on them to take you away to somewhere better or at least make your present arrangements seem more manageable.

Lev Grossman

#14. Only time can heal what reason cannot.

Seneca.

#15. Online theft has changed the business model of filmmaking because the DVD market is very soft. So, more ambitious, compelling, character-driven narrative of a certain budget level isn't really a viable business model in the eyes of the studios right now.

Jon Favreau