Tv Remote Control Quotes

#1. A small handgun makes any TV remote control.

David Letterman

#2. Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. [TV remote control] Click.

Scott Adams

#3. By thinking globally I can analyze all phenomena, but when it comes to acting, it can only be local and on a grassroots level if it is to be honest, realistic, and authentic.

Jacques Ellul

#4. I think it's good to have pressure on yourself. The worst crime is to get kind of really complacent.

Edgar Wright

#5. This is all that restoration requires most of the time, that one person not give up.

Anne Lamott

#6. Having inner beauty is something you develop on your own, and I like to think I have that.

Cindy Margolis

#7. Digital presentation is just television in public; we're all just getting together and watching TV without pointing the remote control at the screen.

Quentin Tarantino

#8. Don't listen to the prevailing majority points of view. If you have new ideas, push them.

Leroy Hood

#9. AT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote control. So instead of saying, "The check's in the mail," people are going to say, "Hey, I wanted to pay, but I couldn't find the remote."

Jay Leno

#10. Being deaf and partially blind means I don't really watch TV. I wouldn't know what to do with a remote control.

Eric Sykes

#11. Civilization is always threatened from below, by patterns of belief and emotion that may once have been useful to our ancestors, but that are useful no longer.

Roger Scruton

#12. You can't go through the kinds of things I've gone through, as much as I have, without re-evaluating yourself and making adjustments. And you can't endure these horrendous circumstances without developing a certain level of strength and wisdom.

T.I.

#13. Divine departed as she would have desired, in a mixture of fantasy and sordidness.

Jean Genet

#14. It's worth knowing who's going to whisper your name when everyone else is screaming.

Gregory Sherl

#15. Whatever power may be necessary for the National Government a certain portion must necessarily be left in the States. It is impossible for one power to pervade the extreme parts of the U.S. so as to carry equal justice to them.

George Mason

#16. I hate and love. And why, perhaps you'll ask.
I don't know: but I feel, and I'm tormented.

Catullus

#17. There's a point where anecdotal evidence becomes truth

Temple Grandin

#18. You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, "Ah, guess I'm not watching TV. I'm not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I'll go to the gym if I'm going to work out."

Jim Gaffigan

#19. There's this whole idea that you've got the blues and you're going to write. Bullshit. When I feel really bad, all I want to do is sit in front of the TV with the remote control and check out.

Lucinda Williams

#20. A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other hand, would be willing to have sex with the remote for the TV.

Conan O'Brien